Okay, I may have lied, this is actually the best possible outcome of the simulation. 

You continue the lifestyle, become made, hiding your non-Italianness left right and centre. Eventually, a little bird tells you about the crypto trade and you invest in the right stocks at the right time before it is cool. You leave the lifestyle with a cash mountain that would make a Rockerfella blush. They say money doesn't buy happiness, well in your case, yes...yes it did. 

You do whatever you want with it, donate a fortune to a good cause? Establish a trust fund for your generations to come... well you do both, and not only that, you reverse the twin towers destruction. 

You really won big, your primary school teachers would either be jealous or proud.