In this simulation, the avatar you play happens to not be Italian so you can't ever fulfil your dream of becoming a made member of the mafia. But why would you want to?
Here are some reasons against joining the mafia:
It's morally wrong
The Golden Age of the Mafia is over
You've romantised it in your head thanks to Hollywood movies.
If you were Italian and joined the Mafia, its unfortunate what happens to you in this timeline.
Click on the frowning face to return: :(
But while you're here, check this corporate NFT art out:
. Cruelty-free banana republic :
