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Platforms
Platforms
Environment
The VSCO party would like to ban all single use non-edible plastic. The VSCO party believes that only single use plastic that can be eaten after use should be allowed. Since everyone will be able to eat their plastic after use, waste will be limited and contained to humans. If any waste makes it to the ocean, the sea turtles will be able to eat it. Save the sea turtles!
Jobs and Economy
The VSCO party believes it can create jobs for all Americans. The VSCO party would like to open edible plastic factories across the United States, creating jobs for millions of Americans.
The VSCO party would also like to implement new policies requiring Americans who have been unemployed for more than a week to join the military for 1 year (and receive barely any pay, because that's the 98% of Republicans Way!™).
Gun Control
The VSCO party believes that all Americans can be trusted with a gun. They also believe that any form of gun control is completely obscene. Sksksksksk.
National Security
The VSCO party believes that the United States should have completely open borders, with everyone from migrants to terrorists being allowed in. However, after you enter the country, they believe that the military should police you. They theorize that this will allow all of the unemployed people in the military to receive more combat action.
Education
The VSCO party supports more funding for public education. This will be put towards vineyards that will grow wine for the teachers to drink after each class. Wine is the ultimate medicine that cures everything, even annoying students.
Russia
Trust Donald Trump on this, everything is fine.
Vote Ben Gleib 2020
Vote Ben Gleib 2020
Elections
Elections
Primaries
The VSCO party recently selected candidate Jonas Denenberg to be their presidential candidate and party president. The primaries were fierce with seven candidates. Even more fierce was the process for deciding how the primaries would work. In fact, the entire primary was made up of deciding how the primaries would work. The tallest person, Jonas Denenberg, was chosen as the winner.
***IMPORTANT UPDATE***
American VSCO Party Presidential Candidate Jonas Denenberg announced that he was dropping out of the presidential race after realizing he never registered. The American VSCO Party now supports Ben Gleib for 2020 president. We ask that you write him in for the Rocky Run Middle School election.
VSCO Party Members holding Power
The VSCO Party currently has one member in power as a Rocky Run SCA representative.
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