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Warning 3/27/24: Grovia has started the full militarization of weapons and is now producing over 100 paper balls planned to reach the atmosphere and land on FFA targets. Air Force bombers are now getting ready for maiden flight, as they land on targets from the sky's and drop balls at targets. Melee weapons are also being produced; they can be launched at any occasion. We are producing new 'metal ball' technology, with 2 times the pain. New specially designed B-5 paperballs are now being produced for the Grovian government only. Water guns are now being shipped out. We hope, that with all these efforts, we can neutralize the rebel targets and make Grovia a great nation. With our alliance 'The school', we have made a pact with The Republic of Fish to design 20 new paper balls at targets.

Warning: 3/25/24: TO ALL GROVIAN CITIZENS, THERE IS A REBEL IN BOUND OF THIS GREAT SOVERIGN NATION, AKA THE FFA. PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE SAFE, AS THIS IS NOT REALLY A THREAT, BUT YOU SHALL BE NOTIFIED OF CONFLICT REGARDLESS. AT 3:00 PM ON MARCH 25TH, 2024, ABOUT A WEEK AFTER GROVIA BECAME SOVERIGN, NEW REBELS TRYING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT HAVE FORMED AND ARE KNOWN AS THE FFA. ALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, THE GGDD HAS EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL, CONTINUE YOUR POLITICAL ACTIONS. THANK YOU.