WELCOME TO

Greetings. It seems you've happened upon my cursed lair. I've been laboring here among the damned for some years in the attempt to grasp the most elusive, expensive, and unemployable of arcane secrets: The undergraduate degree in English, Writing Practices, and Journalism. In this wretched crypt you'll find the rotten fruits of my grisly labor. Venture forth, traveler...

IF YOU DARE.