Loungers
Loungers
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Our high quality, skin friendly loungers are sure to provide any rest you may need during your adventure. As a bonus, you can also take home your own, complimentary, tetanus!
Pools
Pools
Since our remodel, our pools have been cleaner (and safer), than ever! Our gluten free tiling also ensures that all your kids with allergies can safely splash around.
Showers
Showers
With our Walmart approved showers, you can shower before and after your adventure to help keep our luscious lagoon clean while burning off some fat via trace amounts of sulfuric acid!
Toilets
Toilets
Use our clean, fully functional toilets after a nice meal. With an automatic flusher, you don't even have to flush! All your waste will be piped straight to the ocean, so you don't even have to worry about seeing it ever again.
Conscessions
Conscessions
We have a lemonade and hotdog stand to satisfy any mid-day cravings. The lemons are grown organically in an ally, while our hotdogs are purchased straight from CayMart! Both concessions are run by CaseOh, so be patient.
The Slide Pass
The Slide Pass
Our beautiful, state of the art slides are sure to bring a smile to any face, young or old. With short lines all day, you'll never be bored! The slides are always running, so you don't even need to wait for a lifeguard!
Diving Boards
Diving Boards
Our super springy diving boards take advantage of rust-infused springs to bounce you extra high! As a security measure, any cracks reported by guests will be promptly repaired with duct tape and gum by Benjimen.
The Case Experience
The Case Experience
With CEO and owner, CaseOh, always on site, peak service is a guarantee! If you're lucky, you can also get a free cameo in his stream! Just don't be a simpleton, he seems to have a vendetta against those.
The Chill Zone
The Chill Zone
Our beautiful
Brain Eatin' Amoeba Zone
Brain Eatin' Amoeba Zone
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