FAQS!

Q. I haven't worked out in years... ever. Can I participate?

A. Absolutely! Every challenge gives you the option of skipping weight in lieu of a time penalty. Remember this sage advice - "you can't outrun bad shooting". But we have more confidence in what you can do than you do. And you should trust us because we are professionals. Don't ask what we are pros at.. (obviously not grammar).

Q. I'm an ironman that has been dipped in Superman's sweat, making me basically unbreakable. Kevlar-like. Will this event even challenge me?

A. Absolutely! Love that word. You will be tired at the end of this event if you give it your all and participate in all events. Saturday and Sunday workouts are you-versus-you and the encouragement to not die. You can scale the exercises to your level (and slightly beyond). Remember this sage advice - "you can't outrun bad shooting, but you can sure can make it look cool"

Q. Are we really dropping Gnomes?

A. Yep. Nuf said.

Q. Food?

A. Yes. We will be providing venison breakfast burritos after the workout and some form of coffee, possibly drinkable. Lunch and Dinner: food trucks on site! There is also a sketchy tavern nearby and potentially road-kill. For those that require a SAD diet, 20 minutes away you will find standard fare.. 

Q. Can I get a tattoo in between rounds?

A. Ok... maybe only Goat asked this question. The answer was no.. something about dirt, sweat, sun and the possibility of something going wrong.. BUT Grindhouse tattoos is a short drive North.

Q. What can I bring for the fire class and competition?
A. Flint and steel. No lazer beam eyes or channeling Carrie.

Q. How many arrows do I need?

A. You need zero broadheads. You need at least 5 field-tip equipped arrows IN A QUIVER for Angry Birds. Suggest a couple extra for flyers, robin-hoods and devious competitors that rip off vanes.

Q. Is there a dress code?

A. If you have to ask, the answer is "yes" for you. For everyone else.. bugs aren't too bad, but have a cigar, pipe or bottle of "jungle juice" handy just in case the blood suckers rally their troops. Long pants are not needed on the 3D course as the paths are well maintained. If you tend to say "F-it" or "hold my beer" prior to shots on 3D courses.. wear long pants and carry a GPS. Supportive footwear is recommended for the Adrenaline Shoot and Angry Birds. Don't break an ankle, Goat. 

Q. Any bow repairs on site?

A. Yes-ish. There will be bow presses, assorted tools and some guys that know what they are doing. Services will most likely be volunteered, but wise archers know to tip their techs with cash, beer or waypoints.