Mary Jane book 5 premieres on July 4th 2024 at 4pm! get yer popcorn my fellow janeheads!!


DAMN YE! Let Neptune strike ye dead, CR8ZYJONAS! HAAARK! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea Chungus, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Chungus himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of CR8ZYJONAS, even any scantling of your soul, is CR8ZYJONAS no more, but is now itself the sea!

GAMING CHUNGUS IS STILL STANDIIIN STRONGER THAN IT EVER HAAAAAAS 2/1/2023

FOLLOW ME IN MY JOURNEY THROUGH DARK SOULS!
CLICK HERE FOR EPISODE ONE
CLICK ON THE BONFIRE FOR THE CHUNG SOULS FANPAGE :D