SP: honestly
SP: this might be an improvement
SP: i don't know why my dad thought breaking your neck to be able to watch tv was a good idea
DB: Your dad seems weirddd
DB: I think his lack of hair is affecting his critical thinking skillsss
DB: For better or worseee
SP: hold on
DB: Whattt
SP: there's like
SP: this weird symbol on top of the machine
SP: kinda like that hammer game at dave & busters
SP: do you know what i'm talking about or do i just sound like an idiot
DB: Maybe you should hit it lolll
SP: won't that just break it
DB: I meannn
DB: You're always talking about how strong you areee
DB: And how you're better than everyone else for not having a sylladexxx
DB: See if punching it gets you anywhereee
SP: you know what
SP: fuck you
SP: i'm going to break this with my bare hands
SP: and show you what i think of wasting the reader's valuable time fucking with some stupid cards