It finally happened. You caved. You bet three percent of the longest comic ever made on a potential jackpot at an arcade, and against all odds, your friend actually made said jackpot.

You wonder what kind of name 'Gabestuck' even is. I mean, 'H*mestuck' actually makes sense for a good chunk of the story, but GABEstuck? What kind of self-absorbed, narcissistic prick would name a webcomic after themselves? Seriously...

You're not only embarrassed, but slightly annoyed and simultaneously proud. All for your friend, of course. But enough of the WHY... let's get into the WHAT.