Gabe: Go outside and check mailbox.
Gabe: Go outside and check mailbox.
You're home alone, so now would be the perfect time to--
Wait, shit. It looks like your DAD is home from synagogue for the time being. He shouldn't be driving on Saturday, anyway, but you know that the holy laws of JUDAISM only apply to you when said DAD thinks it could serve to inconvenience you.
At this rate, he's going to beat you to the mail.