It's a few messages from JAKOB, your longest-lasting friend! Why, the two of you go way back... he remembers every embarrassing thing you've done. He's likely just sending you some birthday wishes.
-- melaKozmo [MK] began spamming spoopyPlays [SP] at 08:08 --
MK: Oh-eh
MK: Eh-my
MK: Eh-gosh
SP: what's up?
MK: Happy birthday Gab
MK: Did you get the game yet
SP: i did, but i thought the second scenario's ending was kind of dumb
MK: What
MK: Oh no I meant sburb
SP: oh right
SP: i've been checking the mail everyday. i hope it comes today since tomorrow's sunday and all
SP: don't get me wrong i'm grateful but i don't understand why you couldn't have just sent me a download link or something
MK: You know I like my games physical Gab
MK: Anyway, you checked the mail and it still wasn't there?
SP: uh no
SP: honestly i just got up like two minutes ago
MK: You should go check then Gab
MK: It might be there
SP: yeah, guess you're right
SP: alright i'll go check and i'll let you know