Greetings, traveller, I'm Ruckus Fiddlesticks! Just another adventurer trying to lighten the load with a few laughs and a comfy spot to kick back and relax.

Welcome to The Goblet's latest and greatest, one-of-a-kind smoothie station! Everything is off-menu and free for the time being as I practice my conversational craft. Just sit back, slap on your casual roleplaying shoes and let me whip up a cure for what ails ya! 

(Protip from the regulars: you're gonna want at least 3 free inventory slots. I may be small, but I pour generously!)

I've been product testing out a Ironworks/Skysteel home appliance collaboration, the prototype Whirlomatic 9000. With an array of tantalizing fruits and other special ingredients, this this can both blend and chill juices, tonics, smoothie bowls, coffee creations, maybe even creamy, delicious lassi drinks!

What you wind up sipping on today is a total mystery, so take your chance on fate and tip only if you feel like I've given you an exceptional experience. May you leave with a spring in your step, feeling even younger than you did before the Calamity!

So thanks for patronizing my humble chucklebox. Settle in and share your tales of victory and wonder, spill your sinister secrets or wax poetic on your wearying woes. I'm all ears!

(I'm also always on the lookout for amateur comedians, punny poets, silly songsters to feature for future open mic nights, so don't mind me keeping my eyes 'peeled' for top bananas in talent. Feel free to use my stage as a performance practice space, so we can help polish your material!