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This page is all about my Star Wars Projects. Here you can get special descriptions of all the characters during the short film and some exclusive images.

A trilogy and maybe more are planned so keep your eyes open. This series replaces everything cannon that happens after Return of the Jedi. This list is: Book of Boba Fett, The Mandalorian, Force Awakens, Rise of Skywalker, Last Jedi, and probably more that I missed

Episode 1 (7): Darth Naul

Episode 2(8): The Return

Films

Star Wars Episode IX in the works.

Characters

This section is for detailed descriptions and images of all the characters in thew new films.

Bi-Gdil-Do

Bi-Gdil is a strange force sensitive plant discovered on Dagobah by Master Yoda in between the events of Episodes 5 and 6. After the events of Return of the Jedi Master Cloth and Luke Skywalker decided to start training a new line of Jedi. Bi-Gdil was one of these younglings. After his youngling stages he was put as Luke Skywalker's apprentice. But on his first mission with Luke to take down Darth Naul he gets killed by Darth Naul after forgetting to bring his lightsaber. Bi-Gdil-Do was given Yoda's lightsaber because Luke didn't feel like making a new one.

Master Cloth

Master Cloth, or Clothius Mackinstein. Is from the planet Naboo. He was Plo Koon's padawan during the clone wars but went into hiding on Kashyyyk after his master was killed during Order 66. When living in Naboo he would always flirt with Padme Amidala and once had sex with her. On Kashyyyk he trained a non-force sensitive Wookie named Dickalbul. That didn't go well and he died during his training. He trained in the force everyday going as far as being able to communicate with Master Yoda on Dagobah. He asked Yoda how to make a lightsaber and after hearing the instructions he messed it up like a dumbass and somehow made it very small and curved like a banana.

Rebel Scum

Rebel Scum is a very non trustworthy person. His real name is Rebeellious Scumbag. He was known as the "Autistic Loser" in his training camp. He would always get picked on for always having a boner when the Female Officer walked by. Once he somehow graduated after 27 years in training and became a soldier the war was already over so he went on a random planet to kill random things but ended up dying.

Darth Plagueis

The strange creature, also known as Ookta-Picklefresh-Crackflash-Bornpit was trained by a large group of ewoks on the forest moon of Endor, until he was brainwashed by a force sensitive ewok. When he grew up, he commited arson and genocide on the ewok village for absolutely no reason at all. He lived the rest of his life roaming the forest eating berries, drinking water from wild ponds and rivers, and raping everything in sight. One day he encountered a rebel soldier, who he kills. But the whole time, he had been the most powerful Sith lord in the galaxy, Darth Plagueis himself, the one who trained Palpatine. He was so powerful, he had learned invincibility, and teleportation. When Palpatine "killed him" he pretended to be dead, then teleported to Endor where he would meet the ewoks.

Episode 2: After being found sleeping on the streets of Coruscant by Darth Jaquav he regained his memory by getting shocked multiple times by the "Memory Shower Giver 69000"

Darth Jaquav

Sith Lord Darth Jaquav was one of many of Palaptine's apprentinces like Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Darth Vader, Darth Caca-Brun, and then Darth Jaquav. He was given the name Darth Jaquav because in his early days of training he strangled a black guy named Jaquaviontavious to death. After Palpatine's death he went on to fully embrace the dark side. Going so far as drenching one of his arms in the same lava Anakin Skywalker was thrown into by Obi-wan Kenobi. He made his light saber and accidentally made it the length of his dick which is not big. He then ended up finding Naul, Darth Maul's son and ended up training him and giving him his father's duel bladed lightsaber.

Episode 2: After the Death of Darth Naul, Jaquav was depressed and wanted to get revenge on Luke so bad so he searched for 2 years trying to find him but the only thing that happened was himself turning to the light side and getting killed by his Master.

Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker, the most feared man in galaxy started training a new set of Jedi alongside Master Cloth. While Master Cloth would train the kids with the force Luke would train them in Lightsaber combat. Luke ended up taking the most retarded member in the academy, Bi-Gdil as his personal apprentice. He gave Bi-Gdil a small Green Lightsaber similar to Yoda's but thicker. In Luke's first mission in the new Jedi Order his apprentice dies after not bringing his lightsaber. But Luke ended up killing Darth Naul.

Episode 2: Luke Skywalker returned to the Jedi Temple after killing Darth Naul. When he returned he found Master Cloth's dead body and the temple in flames. He went in to find any survivors and found none but Alejandro.

Darth Naul

After being found killing people in a homeless shelter by Darth Jaquav, he joined the Sith in hopes to being able to find the person closest to Obi-Wan Kenobi, the man who killed his father and avenging him once for all. He was given his father's lightsaber by Darth Jaquav in hopes to gain his strength. But in the end he got killed by the man he tried killing because Luke was just to powerful for him.

Alejandro

Alejandro Sagmoresackballs-De' Haanwalls McNickle is a force sensitive Wallnuttious that was born on Tatooine. He actually lived with Luke Skywalker when he was still a farmer. They were best friends until Luke got R2-D2 and C3P0. When tusken raiders came and killed Luke's aunt and uncle he thought Alejandro was also dead but no. When Luke returned to Tatooine to save Han Solo from Jaba the Hutt he found Alejandro as a slave so he saved him and brought him to the new Jedi Academy. Alejandro was trained by Master Cloth for a short time and when Darth Jaquav came and destroyed the entire Jedi Temple he was the only survivor and was trained by Luke afterwards.

Han Solo

After Return of the Jedi Princess Leia rejected Han's proposal so he went to Coruscant and became highly addicted to weed, crack, meth, and every other drug you can think of. He became homeless after being fired from his job so he lives in a dumpster in a sketchy alleyway.

Darth Porg

Darth Porg was a very powerful sith lord. But his dumbass went on Naboo which the air there is toxic for porgs so he died.

Lightsabers

This section is all about the lightsabers in the series.

Blue Lightsaber

Blue Lightsabers mean its wielder is a light-side force user.

Users: Luke Skywalker, Alejandro, Jaquav (Jedi)

Red Lightsaber

Red Lightsabers mean the holder is a sith.

Users: Darth Naul, Darth Jauqav, Darth Porg, Darth Plagueis

Green Lightsaber

Green Lightsabers are much rarer than Blue Lightsabers. It means the holder is really strong with the force.

Users: Bi-Gdil-Do

Yellow Lightsaber

A Yellow Lightsaber is extremally rare. It means the wielder of the lightsaber is extremally autistic and isn't good a lightsaber battles.

Users: Master Cloth

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