Amnesia Is Homophobic!?!-1

Sheah (they/them) and Mariah (she/her) read the first chapter to a fanfic crossover you'd never expect to find. Then they dive into the first chapter of a Willow (2022) fanfic titled Armouriam, where Kit's injury causes amnesia that so happens to make her forget all her time together with Jade. Homophobic as hell.

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Sorsha Is Homophobic!!-2

Mariah and Sheah read a Phineas & Ferb fanfic one-shot about Stacy Hirano pining over Candance Flynn. Then they read chapter 2 of the Willow (2022) fanfic, Armouriam, where there is more Sapphic pining.

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Mariah Can't do math-3

Mariah (she/her) reads the second chapter of The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters (everyone is on a hallucinogen it seems). After a few shits and giggles, Sheah (they/them/she/he) reads Chapter 3 of Armouriam, a fanfic for Willow (2022). 

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The ADHD Episode-4

Sheah (they/them/she/he) reads a Kim Possible fic (duh!) and then Mariah (she/her) reads chapter 4 of the Willow (2022) fic, Armouriam. Expect some side quests in between.

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She Gave Birth On A Podcast-5

Mariah (she/her) reads a third chapter of that Geico Gecko/Twilight fic for shits and giggles, followed by Sheah (they/them/she/he) reading Chapter 5 of Armoriam, a Willow (2022) fic we're currently working on (and loving). Things get.........gay. Lesbian. Lesbionic, if you will.

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UPDATE ANNOUNCEMENT

1. We're giving you two episodes a week instead of just one!!

2. The first episode will come out on Tuesdays and will include one silly fanfiction and then a one-shot on a current show or movie we're into (hell yeah)

3. The second episode will be out on Saturdays and will continue reading through Willow fanfictions, one at a time!!

4. Video is also coming soon!!!! Forgot to mention!!

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Squidward x Batman/Bottoms! - 6

Sheah (they/them/she/he) is doing all the reading today! Thanks to the suggestion of our friend Noodle, we started off reading fanfiction from Spongebob! And somehow it includes Handsome Squidward, Batman, Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, AND Carol Baskin! Oh, and tigers! It's pretty gay too!!

"And where are the lesbians?" do you ask? In Orange Fingers, a one-shot our friend Odie wrote on AO3 for Bottoms (2023)! It's super cute and also mainly features our favorite baby boy Hazel (played by Ruby Cruz).

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Kit Can't Buy Bag (Armouriam Ch.6) - 7

You thought we were over Willow? Yeah right. Check out our Saturday series dedicated to Willow (2022) and the #SaveWillow campaign! Currently we're still reading through Armouriam. What Willow fic should we read next?

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Geico Gecko Meets Bella/Gay Kissing Stories! - 8

The Geico Gecko finally meets Bella herself! And now Edward is the main antagonist. Also, Mariah finally started doing voices. I hope they're good enough for you.

And did we hear something about gay kissing?? We're finally reading the stories you all sent us, and we even have some special stories at the end!

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Takes 2 to Tango (Armoriam Ch.7) - 9

It's Willow hour!! We're halfway into our beloved Willow (2022) fanfic Armoriam! Also we do apologize because there are lots of tail wagging, paw licking, fit throwing sounds from Aqua in this episode, as well as neighbors mowing lawns and large vehicles driving by. Does anyone know how to get everyone to shut the fuck up while we record? Geez.

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SHEATHE YOUR SWORDS (Armouriam Ch.8) - 10

It's Willow (2022) hour again, and that means Armouriam hour.

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Geico x Twilight/A&A Fandom/Auslly x Twilight - 11

Twilight is everywhere. And so is Austin Moon.

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What's Going On With Jade's B**bs (Armouriam Ch. 9) - 12

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