France's existence is an interesting topic. It is filled with lies and crazy secrets. In this word document, I will explain the 'France does not exist' argument and why it should be more widely known that this magical place is not on Earth.

 Who made up France?

France was made up by Europe, mainly Britain. A  German author first made up France for one of his books. He made a secret language called 'French' and wrote a book on how to read it. This was the start of France and it's language. This man was 24 at the time. He was called Otto Nachtnebel and dedicated his life to France. This new writing method was gaining steam among Germans but many people wanted an new way to pronounce it. Many people attempted to make a language out of the writing but Otto was never satisfied with the pronunciations so when he was 27, he published his own language. The official book, filled with all of the words, all of the rules, and all of the pronunciations.

How did France become so widely known?

Once Otto had published his 2 books, he went to the German monarchy saying France could be a get out of jail free card, a way to save them from embarrassment, a helpful tool to use to control a nation. But the German monarchy weren't interested. Too many people already knew the origins of France and wouldn't believe a story like that. But the English and German royalty had built up a friendship prior to the book. And the German monarchy thought it may work for the English. This was because the book hadn't reached England yet. So Otto approached the house of York and the house of Lancaster. Both were extremely interested and were willing to cooperate. They both believed that this could cover up many terrible moments for them and save them from awkwardness in the future. So they started covering different things up using France. But they couldn't let the French stories get out of Germany and into England.

So they asked the German monarchy if they could stop people travelling into and out of Germany for the next 150 years. They agreed and in return, the German monarchy received two hundred thousand bars of gold from the English monarchies. Once the 150 year lockdown was over, everyone had forgot about the French language and everyone who had read the book and understood the language died without passing it on to any of their family members.

What did England cover up using France?

England used France for anything that Africa did well at the time (since most people were very racist at the time). Since Europe was conquering Africa at the time, they didn't want Africa to be better than them at anything at all. So whatever Africa did, it would be covered up as France doing it. For example, Napoleon was actually from South Africa, not Corsica. But Europe didn't want to be beat in lots of wars by Africa. So they tweaked the story and edited Africa out of it. The statue of Liberty wasn't given to America by France after they won independence from Britain with the help of France's army. That was Africa. Africa helped America. Not France.

What happened when you went to France?

You may have been to France before, but really you haven't. Once more people started travelling from country to country, more people wanted to go to France. So the British monarchy started work on inventing two new technologies. Portals, and rifts. Within ten years of research and tests, the British monarchy discovered how to make both of the technologies and they began to implement them onto the imaginary borders of France. But they had a problem, they had nowhere to for the portals to go to. So they phoned up the President of the US, who controlled a lot of land on the behalf of the US. A lot of that land was uninhabited islands, perfect for France. The UK and US were good friends at the time and so they agreed in exchange for $10 million (£8,225,090.00) in today's money.