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54, Our alarm clock, will alarm you on when it's time to wake up!

$59.99 SQD

57, our item dealer, will give you any item you want! Just say the name, and it will give it to you!

$99.99 SQD

35, our personal assistant, is wired, but still has a lot of functionality. This is our first model.

$24.99 SQD

These custom-made protective shells will protect you from all danger, no matter what.

$199.99 SQD

This backpack (conveniently shaped like a 4), can hold absolutely anything despite its small size. Curiously, this thing is never heavy.

$99.99 SQD

This compact vaccuum cleaner (conveniently shaped like a 0), can suck up ANY form of dust, pollen, or even dust mites if you feel.

$49.99 SQD

This gun is for self-defense ONLY. Please use responsibly. Due to the mass amounts of irresponsibility of this product, you may only purchase it by contacting 42.

NOT FOR $ALE