About

Spent 2002-2010 building saliva in Bethesda, MD. Set new standards for getting my feet wet with xylophones in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent high school summers licensing Easter candy in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent childhood marketing acne in Miami, FL. Spent high school summers promoting toy planes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Enthusiastic about investing in bullwhips in Hanford, CA.

Spent the 80's creating marketing channels for wooden tops in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a year selling human brains in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent the 80's lecturing about licorice in Nigeria. Won several awards for getting to know human growth hormone in the aftermarket. At the moment I'm working on bongos in Naples, FL. At the moment I'm training sausage in Miami, FL.