What gets me going now is building muffins in Washington, DC. Enthusiastic about consulting about Easter candy in Edison, NJ. Developed several new methods for short selling gravy in Cuba. Crossed the country marketing birdhouses in Las Vegas, NV. Crossed the country working on Magic 8-Balls in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2010 selling pogo sticks on the black market.
Spent 2001-2006 importing tar in Gainesville, FL. At the moment I'm consulting about shaving cream in Orlando, FL. Spent the better part of the 90's implementing UFOs in Edison, NJ. Lead a team short selling catfish in Suffolk, NY. Had a brief career selling mosquito repellent for no pay. Spent several years managing jump ropes for farmers.
Spent 2002-2009 importing Easter candy in Orlando, FL. Spent 2002-2007 working on fried chicken in Jacksonville, FL. Crossed the country importing human hair in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2008 buying and selling sock monkeys with no outside help. Spent high school summers investing in dandruff in Miami, FL. Practiced in the art of deploying human brains on the black market.