Dishes and Sides
Dishes
Cattail/Wild Hotdog sandwich
Cattail/Wild Hotdog soaked in chunky milk
Cattails/Wild Hotdogs
Random Pizza that we found in the garbage can outside of the restaurant
Coke that we found in the garbage outside of the restaurant (again)
Dirty socks
Merciful Trainwreck’s body
Ligmau’s body
Dead childrens bodies
Railguns
Sides
Cattail/Wild Hotdog fries
Footoes (ripoff cheetoes)
Footoes with chunky milk
Dirty Toenails
TOTALLY not suspicious salt
Sweaters
Chunky Milk
Monopoly cards from 3 months ago with gunk and mold growing on them because they’ve been sitting in the trash until Foo decided to add them to the menu
Specials
Deranged birthday presents (birthday special) (could be anything, alive or not alive, but all of it is made in the unsafety of the Eatery)