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Full Name: Nigel Gregory Hock

Sex: Male

Age: 27

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Green

Wearing: N/A

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Such a fun day it was. Don't take it too seriously, man.

Dimension 8,390,274

So, some guy saw this idiot walking outside his house, then never again. I really hope that it doesn't mean anything... bad. Or do I? It seemed like nobody really knew this guy.

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Today was an interesting day to say the least, I found this guy out in the woods who was obsessed with hoarding these secretive tapes, they apparently had some pretty metal stuff in them. Anyways, the guy went bonkers halfway through and murdered a few people before being arrested, funny ain't it?

Dimension 82,412,548,653

A dimension from a vein of similar ones out in Cluster 2378123-B had an idiot who killed himself over his friend stabbing him in the back. Crazy how weak the plastic in their water makes those people.

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Big Jim decided to check the dimension out, here's a bit of what he wrote about it. He really likes writing stuff in his diary and whatnot. 

I've seen probably the most bizarre thing that could be witnessed in this universe. A man bounced from the ground to the moon in about half an hour. What was more interesting, however, was the emergence of a large, fleshy beast from the east coast of the continent of Grortiva. It swallowed a man whole. The man was slowly pushed down it's slimy digestive tract. 

It began by sliding him down it's throat, and then slowly passed him through a small tunnel and fed him into a pool of digestive fluids, ultimately resulting in his death. It's a display of what happens when you don't act fast enough in the face of something that will eventually kill you, I suppose. 

I can't help but find his story intriguing. He had his chance, and when he didn't take it, the monster killed him.