A Winter's Ball

[Burr:]

How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore

Go on and on

Grow into more of a phenomenon?

Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother

Be seated at the right hand of the father

Washington hires Hamilton right on sight

But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write

Now Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable

But what do we have in common?

We're reliable with the

[All men:]

Ladies!

[Burr:]

There are so many to deflower!

[All men:]

Ladies!

[Burr:]

Looks! Proximity to power

[All men:]

Ladies!

[Burr:]

They delighted and distracted him

Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him!

[Hamilton:]

That's true!

[Full Company:]

1780

[Burr:]

A winter's ball

And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all

Yo, if you can marry a sister, you're rich, son

[Hamilton:]

Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?

[Hamilton/Burr/Laurens:]

Hey

Hey

Hey hey