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Putzing around has more benefits now than ever. I mean, did you notice the Constitutional Crisis and other troubling developments in the news? I did. So I just keep doing stuff. Breathing and doing stuff.

Almost immediately after getting the table, I realized that the bottom legs were pretty well designed to be able to put a bottom shelf for more under-table storage, such as my (fairly lightweight!) hobby toolboxes, drill, shoes, stuff like that, so after finally getting around to doing it, I made one. Since it's just a shelf and not anything fancy it's just 1/2" plywood and 2x4 are underneath for strength. It's overkill but the other option of 1x2's or 1x3's were almost too thin to really be that sturdy, so 2x4's it was. The 2x4's sit on the top of the flat parts of the legs on both sides of the vertical portion of the legs and then one in the back which (with some additional shimming) sits on the leg support which runs between the legs.

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This post is dedicated to Cady Macon, whose questions about farting and intimacy reminded me that I have long been meaning to write a piece about the heretofore unrecognised anthropological significance of fart maps.

A rare academic study by the sociologists Martin Weinberg and Colin Williams on the faecal bodily habits of 172 American students does shed some light on these gender differences. Although focusing on defecation as opposed to farting per se, they found that heterosexual men were the least concerned about their bodily emissions being heard or smelled by others, and heterosexual women were the most concerned about this. Interestingly, non-heterosexual women were much less concerned about maintaining bodily faecal norms than non-heterosexual men.

Farting is much like peeing in this respect. For better or worse, intentional farting is a sign of intimacy. For most of us, the more comfortable we feel around someone, the more likely we are to voluntarily fart around them. In other words, we make choices about when and where to fart, and, most importantly, who we do and don\u2019t fart around.5

Although the subject of very little academic research, as Kate Hakala notes in Mic magazine, the relationship between farting and intimacy has been widely discussed in popular culture. For example, in the film Love and Other Disasters, a relationship therapist played by the inimitable Dawn French presents her theory that the stages of a relationship can be defined by farting, beginning with a \u2018conspiracy of silence: a fantasy period where both parties pretend they have no bodily waste\u2019.6

In a bid to determine when it\u2019s okay to start openly farting in a relationship, Mic surveyed 129 people and found that just under half the respondents had farted in front of their partner by the six-month mark, although a quarter waited at least six to twelve months to cut the cheese. However, it probably won\u2019t surprise readers to learn that women were much more likely than men to wait for their partner to fart first: this was the case for 73% of women surveyed. In fact, I assume that of the minority of participants in the survey who \u2018always leave the room\u2019 when they fart, the majority were female.

There is evidence that some women aim to completely stifle farts in the presence of their partner.7 For example, there have been several highly publicised cases in Ireland and Brazil of women hospitalised as a result of stomach issues caused (ostensibly, at least) by holding in farts around their boyfriends. Clearly, the (ahem) pressure isn\u2019t merely internal. The Daily Mail recently featured an article about an Australian woman, \u2018Emma\u2019, who was mortified after accidentally farting in front of her husband of nine years because he had not been able to overcome his distaste for the \u2018disgusting and unladylike\u2019 offence.

However, amongst all participants, anxiety about their toilet habits being witnessed, overheard or smelled was greatest if they were sexually attracted to someone but weren\u2019t dating them, followed by a situation in which they had just started dating.8 To quote one of the study participants, \u2018There is a tendency to be watchful and careful about everything that you do \u2013 especially at the beginning of a relationship\u2019. Notably, participants expressed less concern about being overheard by a stranger; they were generally even less concerned about being overhead by a person they were in a significant relationship with. Overall, people were the least concerned about being overheard by the person they were married to, suggesting that Dawn French\u2019s therapist was broadly correct in her theory on farting and the stages of a relationship.

But this pattern doesn\u2019t hold true universally. For example, on Misima, an island off the east coast of Papua New Guinea, farting is associated with tremendous shame and embarrassment. This is something my brother-in-law discovered while working on a mine at the island in the late 1990s.9 Naturally, I was intrigued by his reports, and my brother-in-law obliged by putting me in touch with Jeannie, a Misiman woman who was an administrator at the mine. Via email correspondence, she became my key informant on farting in Misiman society for a paper I was writing on the topic.10

Based on what Jeannie told me, farting was clearly a serious business on the island. In Jeannie\u2019s words, \u2018Farting is a very sensitive issue and it\u2019s very shameful to a boy/young man, girl/young woman, son-in-law, daughter-in-law when they fart by accident in the presence of the wrong people\u2019. For example, a boy or a young man could only fart around his family until a certain age, then it became taboo to fart around his sister, if he had one, or his cousin-sisters. His aunts, uncles and grandparents were also off-limits, along with women in general, or anyone who was \u2018not family\u2019. The only context where the rule could be relaxed was around male friends and cousin-brothers. However, once married, even the presence of his cousin-brothers required anal rectitude; only his close friends, and wife and children were safe to fart around, with the social ramifications for farting around in-laws particularly serious.

The rules were stricter again for females. According to Jeannie, from an early age they were trained not to fart around their families \u2013 the rule applied also to cousins (both cousin-brothers and cousin-sisters), as well as aunts, uncles and grandparents. In fact, the only person a woman could safely fart around was her own mother. Nor did the proscriptions against farting lessen once she was married: she was expected to maintain vigilance around her husband or children. To quote Jeannie, \u2018One fart in the wrong place, at the wrong time, around the wrong people can cause a great embarrassment for a long time\u2019.

For anthropologists, the existence of such explicit rules about who one can and can\u2019t fart around immediately call to mind joking relationships. A topic that has long been a staple in anthropological studies of kinship, a joking relationship is a certain type of kin relationship revolving around ritualised \u2013 and often obscene \u2013 banter. To provide an illustration from the work of Donald Thomson, an Australian anthropologist who conducted extensive fieldwork amongst Aboriginal communities in the Cape York Peninsula in the 1930s, a Wik-Mongkan man might say to a classificatory father\u2019s-father: \u2018Your scrotum is like a bag with eggs\u2019, to which the appropriate response was something like, \u2018Would you like the eggs to cook?\u2019

As the anthropologist Robert Parkin notes, in societies where joking relationships occur, they are typically accompanied by relationships of an avoidance type: kin you are required to avoid entirely or express extreme deference to. Anthropologists have theorised these relationships in a wide variety of ways. For example, in opposite sex contexts, the rules around joking and avoidance relationships are often impacted by factors such as marriageability: the joking/non-joking dichotomy hinges on who is marriageable vs who it would be considered incestuous to have sex with. In the context of same-sex joking relationships, they have been theorised as occurring where there is tension between kin categories \u2013 such as kin created through marriage rather than blood.

Now, I\u2019m not suggesting that social rules about farting map directly onto rules about joking and avoidance, but I do think they are equally revealing in terms of what they tell us about social structures and relationships \u2013 especially given the ways that farts are perceived to dissolve bodily boundaries between individuals. Viewed in this light, it makes sense that some cultures would strictly regulate olfactory contact between particular categories of people via explicit fart rules, especially in the context of opposite-sex relationships and those characterised by hierarchy vs equality (e.g., in-laws vs age-mates).

In fact, although this has never, as far as I\u2019m aware, been studied, I\u2019m reasonably confident that mapping the rules around farting, a.k.a. a fart map,11 would provide anthropologists with a distinct set of insights into social relationships in the communities in which they work, regardless of where those communities are located. While these rules might not be formalised in western countries in the same way that they are in societies where kinship forms the core unit of social structure, it\u2019s clear that most of us do carry around mental fart maps, although the maps change as our relationships evolve. 006ab0faaa