Hey I'm Chipy and I'm gonna teach you how to be like me.
Step 1: Eat chips
Step 2: Have a brother called Parakeet
Step 3: Poo a lot
Step 4: Suck cheese balls
OK, done.
Parakeet is feeling angry because Chipy ate his Eta Cheese Balls. Now he wants to send Chipy to Ycon, were he can be happy with "those Russians". So anyone who wants to help Parakeet, please go to /clicksharedone, and search Parakeet_Send_Chipy_To_Those_Russians. He would be so happy. Thanks so much for reading his amazing cool antidisestablishmentarianism post!