In the year 2194, there’s only so many ways for a down-trodden, low class man like Levy to survive. For him, killing people is just a means to an end. Being a hitman is a lonely occupation, so when Levy’s friend Sax offers to make him a woman, how could he refuse? As a murderer, philanderer, and general asshole, Levy’s ideal match is far from perfect. In fact, he’d prefer her to be just as morally reprehensible as he is. What happens when you let a woman like that loose in the world, and what will she do when she finds out she’s not real?

Draft one completed  February 16th, 2026 - currently undergoing editing

"It seemed ironic that, in the weeks leading up to her eighteenth birthday, Wendy Isla Lovett began dreaming about Neverland."

When Peter Pan returns to the average world only to discover he's shown up in the wrong Wendy's bedroom, he decides it's time Neverland had some fresh meat. Wendy Lovett - not quite ready to grow up herself - is convinced to go along when Peter promises he can return her the very same night, no matter how much time she spends there. As she befriends Peter and discovers the true nature of Neverland, Wendy is forced to reckon with her preconceived notions of him, the island, and childhood itself. Is it time for the dawn of a new age in Neverland? Refusing to fit into the role of a previous Wendy, she intends to release the island from stagnation through the wild, reckless spirit of youth.

"In the three months after she’d stabbed her fiancée’s hand with a fork, Tildy had done a great manner of things. The first was to lock herself in the apartment that she and Levy had shared and come to terms with the fact that she wasn’t a real person."

Directly following the events of  The Ideal Woman,  the woman herself  - now loose in the world - intends to explore the nature of her being, and discover who her own ideal match is.