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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Playing piano used to be done by ear, but now hands are used.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.
How do you organize a space-themed party? You planet.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
I used to work at a fire hydrant company, but I quit because I couldn't find parking.
why cant a disabled person be gay? because you cant be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Someone told their wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What did the hamburger name its new baby? Patty.
Why shouldn't you trust jungle animals? They're always lion
if 7 ate 9, why was 10 scared? because he was in the middle of 9/11
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