My name is an exact anagram of Balding Weirdo
As well as Boiler Wadding, Bad Ringo Wilde, Warbling Diode, Gilded Rainbow and Ribald Widgeon. Make of that what you will
I have been backstage with Motorhead at Hammersmith Odeon and accidentally ate the cheese and grapes in their rider
I have played "The Ace of Spades" by Motorhead live, at a gig where a member of Motorhead was in the audience
My first band was called Suction Valley Wombat Killers
I interviewed Ian Astbury of The Cult live on MTV
When I left my first job in 1996, a farewell video was made for me featuring fake glowing tributes from Davina McCall, Zoe Ball, Jamie Theakston and Henry Kelly
Piers Morgan shouted at me when he was editor of the Mirror newspaper in 1998
My voice was used on the recorded message for major TV phone ins e.g. This Morning with Richard and Judy, and for automated phone lines in Mirror Group newspapers: bingo, horoscopes, tarot, crossword solutions and competitions
I have been to a garden party with Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace
I own a sitar that I bought off the guitarist for Faithless