About

My name's Herschel and I am a 5 year old mystery dog. Although I am the greatest dog in the universe, I have no idea what kind of dog I am. People always think I'm a chihuahua but I'm absolutely not. Not that there's anything wrong with chihuahuas. (Actually, there's a lot wrong with chihuahuas but I digress). I was named after Herschel Walker, the greatest running back of all time. Because I am very small, my family thought I deserved a really big name. I'm pretty sure I own it. Seriously, look at me.

I hate squirrels with unbridled passion and through some terrible twist of fate, I live in a home surrounded by them. I chew bones as if the world depended on it and I'll never turn down a good marshmallow. In my free time, you'll find me burrowed under at least 5 blankets, but that's mainly because no one in my family will buy me a sweater. I'd look amazing in sweaters. I did have a #34 jersey but I ate it. It was a really stressful season that year.

My secret talent is making every person believe that they are my most favorite person. It's exhausting. But seriously, no matter what anyone tells you, you're my favorite.