Dad Jokes
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!!
Because then it would be a foot!!
Why couldn't a bicycle stand on its own?
Why couldn't a bicycle stand on its own?
Because it was two tired!!
Because it was two tired!!
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you in the bathroom?
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you in the bathroom?
European!!
European!!
How does a penguin build its house?
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!!
Igloos it together!!
What's Forest Gump's Facebook password?
What's Forest Gump's Facebook password?
1Forest1
1Forest1
Why can't two melons get married?
Why can't two melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!!
Because they cantaloupe!!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!!
A Gummy Bear!!
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind it's tear-able!!
Nevermind it's tear-able!!
What do you call a man who can't stand?
What do you call a man who can't stand?
Kneel!!
Kneel!!
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was In-Tents!!
It was In-Tents!!
After an unsuccessful harvest why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
After an unsuccessful harvest why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a bunch of sick beets!!
Because he had a bunch of sick beets!!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubbertoe (Roberto)!
Rubbertoe (Roberto)!
