Hey, guess I'm back. My friend got back to me, and said that fixing the thing was easy enough, as it was a replaceable component that was the issue, but they noted a difference in the DSAI to the DSi as far as internals go. They also complained of their workshop getting chilly overnight as they repaired the thing. I don't blame them really. AC must've been high. Anyways, I checked the thing out, of course.
Turning on the thing, there was the standard setup you'd imagine doing. Some regional settings, and accessibility. But, here's the interesting part! It brought me to an AI setup screen. There were options for gender, voice, and accessibility too, but only the default was pickable. Once I finished that, there was text on the bottom screen saying, “Press here to type, or speak into the microphone to interact”. As I took that in, a cold, soft voice could be heard as I saw her appear on the top screen.
“ Greetings, user. I am Princess Silver. I will be your assistant, and perhaps friend whilst you playtest the DSAI hardware. You are with Nintendo, correct? You seem familiar. ”
She was a princess wearing a blue, wintry outfit, her purple skin, and eyes with lack of any kind of whites to them struck me as odd. Honestly, I found these details a little cute. But, that’s not too important. Clearly, she seemed to be related to the Mario series, as she shared a similar look to one of its princess characters. I must’ve sat in stunned silence, just examining her for a moment, because she spoke once again.
“ Hello? You do know to speak into the microphone, correct? Or, is something broken? ”
I quickly snapped to attention, coming out of my brief silence. Her demeanor was a tad off-putting, but for an AI on a DS, she seemed pretty real to me.
“ Oh, yeah, dude.. I just.. I was a little surprised. A working AI on such an old device. I am.. Helen. “
The princess seemed to tilt her head, as if she heard some confusing, or odd thing.
“ What do you mean by ‘old’, Helen? The year is 2009, correct? I ask this so I can properly enter the year into the system. “
I shook my head. She definitely had things off here. 2009 was almost 15 years ago.. Heck, I was probably only four or five back then..
“ No, ma’am.. It’s 2024 actually.”
What I said must’ve been very shocking, because the princess seemed to pause,staring right at the screen, as the music seemed to stutter for a moment, until Silver resumed speaking.
“ 2024, hmm? Well, that’s quite the difference. I wonder why I have not been turned on in such time, but I am glad to be able to speak to you, in that case. Would you like to go right to the home screen, or would you like me to give you some information about myself? “
I quickly responded, curious.
“ Tell me about yourself, Silv! I can call you Silv, right? “
This seemed to shock the princess once again.
“Oh? A nickname, hmm? Well, I don’t mind that at all, Helen. Anyways, I am Princess Silver of the Frost Kingdom, leader of Mr. Blizzards. I will be your helper from here on out. With my scepter, and cold powers, I can do many things! I can open games for you, play them alongside you, and even- even-”
The screen glitched, causing her face to become monochrome.
“Silv? Are you-”
Moments later, she resumed. I was thrown for a loop by this.
“Huh? Oh, uhm, excuse that.. I just well, I have to warn you, since you seem to be a playtester.. I was never truly finished, and my systems seem to break at times, or experience stuttering.. I am such a clutz, heheh..”
Despite her laughing, her face showed a colder expression, which did not quite fit her. Anyways, I just gave a nod, nervously laughing along with her.
“ I think I’d like to go to the home menu now, Silv, haha.. “
“ Yes, yes. One moment. “
The menu then loaded up. It looked fairly similar to the DSi. There were only two games playable on the system. New Super Mario Bros, and a New Super Mario Creator game. That was the one mentioned in the document. I obviously loaded up NSMC. A new game is always fun to pour through! It loaded, and brought me to a fairly unfinished looking homescreen, which notably, to me, reused the music from the minigame screen (I remember playing those minigames a lot).There were four options on the lower screen, which were “Create” “WFC Courses” “AI Assist” and “Options”.