If I were a Thanksgiving Turkey...
I would look for aspen trees with holes inside them and look for my turkey brothers
I would listen to crazy, trigger-happy hunters yelling at young turkeys and shooting evil flares
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If I were a Thanksgiving Turkey...
I would smell like poop and not to be eaten but to be eaten by the dumb, mooing cows
I would taste like pig mud with a lot of salty parts
I would be stuffed with absolutely nothing. No one likes me to be eaten (except the pudgy animals, of course)
I would wish to be a happy, wet crocodile
I would think what I have done wrong in my previous life.
Rain Jiang, November 2015
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