"Yes, yes, my dear listeners, you have not misheard! 

   Today I am going to interview the brightest, most scandalous, and most memorable author of all time! Finally, we'll find out how he created his wonderful CYOAs, why he left Reddit, what he's doing now, and what he thinks about all sorts of things! Send your questions to XXX-XXX-XXX and stay tuned! 

   And so~ We begin!" 

There's a jaunty electric guitar track punctuated by Succa's passionate moaning of 

"Ra~adio Dragon's Whore~ Yay!" 

   "So, hi Tok, welcome to our studio!" 

   "We all know you make great CYOAs, but it's a little too boring and one-sided for our show. Before we get to the questions, let's have you tell us three facts about yourself to introduce you a bit!" 

"Fact number 3, which is also widely known on 4Chan. A Tok lives in Sweden which constantly pains the Tok. Why you ask? Because Sweden is one of the biggest cuck countries in the world and if there is something a Tok hates it is wokeness. Did you know Sweden allowed rapefugees to enter Sweden without showing a passport because somehow passports are racist? Without passport identification, Swedistan could not filter out criminal immigrants. So Cuckistan basically imported criminals with those policies and now there is rampant shooting and crimes at a level that Cuckington has never seen. But don't get it twisted, a Tok is a left-leaning liberal but holy fuck has the left gone bat shit insane over the years. A Tok used to make fun of insane Christians in the early 2000 who hated on Harry Potter, evolution, science and the gays. But those days are gone along with the big fat tiddies in mainstream movies and games." 

"Well the Tok think he was about 8 or 9 years old when he started training martial arts, the main thing a Tok like about martial art is the fighting and the strategies around fighting. But did you know that you spend a surprisingly large amount of time "not fighting" doing strength training, katas and tons of other stuff? So it's like an excellent video game, but with horribly long loading screens and a bunch of shitty side missions which are obligatory. So that's where we get to gaming. When a Tok found gaming he was fucking sold. It's fun action none-stop and there is surprisingly short loading screens compared to martial arts. Since it's not healthy to train more than 5 times a week so a Tok needed something to do when he wasn't doing martial arts and gaming was the ovbious choice. A Tok wanted to become a game developer and make his own games, doing some modding along the way. But a Tok has always been pragmatic and soon gave up on becoming a game developer. But then one day a Tok found a curious image on the internet. A kind of character creator choice game, a Tok thought it was fun. Since one of the best things about games are the builds you make for your character. The Tok tracked down the source of this wonderful image game and found /cyoag/ on 4Chan. An endless source of entertainment. There were so much CYOAs, so many adventures and so many scenarios to picture yourself in."

   "That was a Toks first CYOA. Pretty impressive right? What other author but a Tok has made a 8-paged monstrosity of a CYOA with such depths as Nemesis as their first CYOA? Most authors start with a tiny small unimaginative CYOA that is a rehash of old ideas. Truly a sign of interiority, a grand author should start his career with a grand CYOA! Ambition, creativity and discipline are the 3 pillars of getting good. Without these 3 aspects, a non-Tok will never ascend to become a Tok. Well, once a Tok had made a couple of CYOAs it was as if his old childhood dream of becoming a game developer had been fulfilled. This was what a Tok had wanted all his life. To make entertaining games for others to enjoy and explore." 

   Succa quickly puts the CYOA on the screen for those watching the podcast and, smiling eagerly, reaches under the table, but... 

   "Hey, but there's no... Hentai?" The demoness complains with a pitiful face. 

   "It doesn't even say what succubi feed on!" 

   "Oh yeah, pretty ambitious!" Guy interrupts her loudly, desperately threatening Yuna with his fist. 

   "If you liked character creation so much, we're all very lucky you didn't fall into GURPS back then. Great tabletop RPG, but man, it could easily take days to create a character! I guess there are a lot of people who lack patience these days. At least I do. But I think the years of hard training were worth it for you to be able to create your masterpieces so diligently! And I never thought that for someone, entertaining perverts online could be a childhood dream come true! However, at this point it seems that the erotic component was not the main focus, but just a nice spice to make the game a bit more fun... But how did you get to your most twisted masterpieces, which are literally saturated with fetishes and kinks? Why did you decide to switch genres? Maybe something influenced or inspired you in some way? " 

   "The world of CYOAs was very vast at the beginning of CYOAing. But there were not a lot of lewd CYOAs back in the days. Much of them only had lewd text with tame and boring SFW pictures like the "Intersex Turbo Slut" CYOA. The second CYOA a Tok made, he wanted to push the limits and boundaries of lewd CYOAs making something unique. That's how Enslaved was made. But it wasn't until the third Tok CYOA, Sex Magic, that a Tok included true NSFW images. This was when a Tok decided to create a new CYOA thread in /d/ instead of /tg/. For all you uneducated redditors out there /tg/ is the tabletop section of 4Chan and it is a SFW board while /d/ is the degenerate section of 4Chan dedicated to the most extreme hentai out there. This was a game changer as the lewd CYOA genre exploded when authors started adding real porn into their CYOAs. What had been a niche in /cyoag/ had become a fullscale CYOA revolution and a Tok was always in the forefront innovating and leading the charge. Making lewd CYOAs was exciting because it was such an unexplored genre full of untapped potential. And that's basically how a Tok become the god of lewd CYOAs." 

   "All Tok CYOAs are equal in the eyes of a Tok, but there are some CYOAs that are more equal than others. In no particular order: Nemesis, because it was a Toks first CYOA. It will always have a place in the heart of the Tok. World of Whorecraft, absolutely love the mechanics and the whole theme of it, also loved the actual MMO. The third CYOA has to be the CYOA a Tok is working on. The latest work always has to be one of Tok's favorites otherwise how would a Tok ever exceed his previous works if he do not believe his new ones to be superior to his old work? No one will believe in your work if you do not believe in it yourself. An artist must always be passionate about what they do, otherwise, his passion won't seep into his work and others won't feel passionate about his work. This is why a Tok has never ever made a commissioned CYOA. A Tok cannot fake his passion, it must be genuine and true. Someone else might feel passionate about an idea, but that idea is their vision. Only they can bring that fantasy into reality by turning it into a CYOA, only they can do their vision justice because only they can see their vision. Others can only catch a sliver of that vision and it will turn out to be a mere shadow of the original vision and what it could have been. A Tok does not want to make shadow CYOAs, he want to make real CYOAs. A Tok looks down on authors who do commissions for this reason. For they value their greed over the quality and sanctity of their art. It is no secret that a Tok despises Dragon_Jak, not only because he is a greedy goblin swine, but also because he lacks every quality that makes up a great CYOA author. He does mistakes no seasoned CYOA author should be making. A Tok spits on Dragon_Jak!" 

   "Oh hell, my favorite game wasn't even in the top 3! Sure, the others are great too, but, uh, if you knew how many times I've played Princess CYOA..." 

   "Mmmm... That was so yummy~" Unintentionally, Succa licked her lips and immediately covered her mouth with her palms in demonstrable horror. 

   "Ahem, that means it's time for a music break on Radio Dragon's Whore! Stay tuned!" 

The enchanting chorus is set to the seductive and languid voice of Succa reading the blurb 

"TokHaar Gol's most comprehensive collection of artwork, HD quality, uncensored versions! 

Let yourself enjoy~ 

Today only, for just one click at LINK!"

   "A-and, we are back with you! Hard, relentless rock, the rhythm of war and battle! Win or die, heaven or hell! We've just learned our esteemed guest's favorite creations and that he values artistic freedom over donations, but... What about defeats? Tok, are there any CYOA that you consider failures? Any that you regret spending time on at all? Or... Maybe you even released some CYOA anonymously, huh? Be honest!"

   "Hmmmm... The only CYOA a Tok regrets making would be Angel or Demon. It was a collab between a Tok and a non-Tok. But a Tok learned something valuable that day, to never collab with others. 1 Chef is enough for a soup." 

   "Hah, great! Then we can talk about any of them! As you can probably guess, I have a couple of hot topics to discuss with you in this interview, and we're just about to get to one of them! SOCJUS The Final Solution! A game clearly designed to annoy someone! And damn, even I had to listen to the outcry! Considering that it was released years ago and I had nothing to do with it! Please clarify your position on this game and the SJW movement! And if this was trolling - are you happy with the consequences and the flood of outrage that the entire community has been stirred up?" 

   A Tok had enough of it and wrote that CYOA as the biggest fuck you ever to the people who subscribe to that horrendous religion. The consequences of the CYOA are exactly what a Tok desired and predicted. The Tok absolutely hates SJWs or wokeness as it is called now. A Tok has always stood on the side of "having fun" but the "anti-fun police" shifted from rightwing to leftwing. Back in the days Christans were hating on Harry Potter and Harry Potter was fun. So Tok made fun of Christans. Now we have ABCDEFG+ people who are hating on Harry Potter and Harry Potter is still fun. So Tok makes fun of the ABCDEFG+ wokeness. That's basically a Tok's stance on wokeness. It is just the latest edition of the anti-fun moral police." 

   "How do you think this will end? Turn into powerful and stable leverage in the hands of politicians? Will they win by imposing ever tighter boundaries and boundaries on everyone? Or will this subculture just disappear like so many before it and people will finally start fighting for rights instead of branding random people on the internet and fighting the fun?

   And how keenly does this feel in your environment? Maybe things are even more fun in Sweden than I think?"

   "A Tok predicts that the woke hate mob will disintegrate into nothing, just like the rightwing extremist Christians did. Then we will face a new form of cancerous hate mob, whatever new form the "anti-fun police may take". It's ridiculous in Sweden.  You wouldn't believe the shit that gets pushed here. But that will end, eventually. More and more Swedes are waking up and rejecting the idiocracy of wokeness. Do you know the Swedish climate goblin Greta Thunberg who is spreading panic and lies? Well a Tok is something of a scientist and did you know that the climate goblins believe that because of global warming the deserts of the world will increase and plants will die off because of the heat. However, that is false. Plants drink water with their roots, but do you know where they get the material to grow? They absorb carbon from the air and they do so with tiny pores. Because of global warming the air is more rich of carbon dioxide than ever. So the plants can close their pours a little and still take up enough carbon to survive. When their pours are more closed less water will evaporate from the plants, making them more heat resistant. So in actual fact, deserts are shrinking and plants grow like crazy right now. The arrogance of these climate goblins astounds the Tok. Imagine thinking your race is so important that you believe you have the power to destroy nature. Nature has been here long before us and will be here long after us. We might change nature and make it inhospitable to human life, but make no mistake, we cannot kill nature, but nature is more than capable of killing us. What complete and utter fools believe they can "save" nature. A Tok prides himself on his logic so a Tok is not against the notion of making changes to save the human race." 

    "But doing so would require logical solutions like investing in nuclear energy. But the climate goblins hate such things... Enough of a Tok's environmentalist rant, do you got any CYOA questions for the Tok to awnser?"

   "The planet is fine, the people are fucked" - I love George Carlin! Well, let's hope we don't go extinct anytime soon and we have time to finish the show! 

   So, you said that you love making games and making people happy, but... um... How do you interact with users? What exactly do you like about it all? Just reading the praise and not-so-praise on 4chan? Direct communication? Reading builds? Or maybe even collecting them? By the way, has it ever happened that a player made an unexpected build that you didn't even know about when you were balancing the game?" 

   "Trolling, making memes and shitposting is a Tok's guilty pleasure and that is usually how a Tok interacts with people. It's fun because it elicits strong reactions. A Tok reads all the comments, the good and the bad ones. Reading the bad commets is crucial because then a Tok will understand what pisses anons of and that will improve a Toks trolling. But the comments that makes the Tok happiest are the builds. A Tok has a habbit of masturbating to the best builds of his lewd CYOAs. Anaywas Succa pull up some Tok memes!"  

   "Zynthia... Best girl, goddess, waifu? She appears regularly in your CYOAs, but... Who is she really? Some kind of trademark? A literary tool? Your dream and ideal? Your second, crazy personality? The insidious ROB who haunts you in your dreams and makes you create games about her? Oh, don't answer if you're afraid she'll hear, just wink if she does!

    By the way, someone on reddit recently suggested using Hex Maniac as the icon for the entire subreddit, apparently forgetting whose character she is, haha! 

   Anyway, I think the audience would be interested to know more about her. After all, it's so unusual for an author to use the same character in different CYOAs. Such a rarity! A truly unique case!"" The guy finished his speech to the stifled laughter of Succa, who struggled to cover her mouth with her hands and waved her tail merrily from side to side. 

   "Uh, that was unexpected! A hell of a strong story that's sure to blow anyone's mind. I mean, how do readers even perceive her now as just an amusing stuttering goddess?

   Someone once tried to tell me some totally crazy rumors about you and lolis... But now I'm beginning to suspect that the truth may be much crazier than any rumors! I'm scared to even ask!" said the guy and stroked the succubus who was clinging to him on the head to keep her from sobbing too loudly into the microphone. 

   "Still, I need to clarify this point properly! What the hell was this Loli War on reddit anyway? What was the point of the conflict, and what the hell was it all about? Keep in mind that a significant portion of the audience probably hasn't heard about it at all, so your perspective would be doubly valuable! Well, we'll probably see a second point of view and even more rumors in the comments of the broadcast record! 

   By the way, before I forget - subscribe, like and leave comments!" 

   "Ohhh the loli wars. Let me Toksplain, a Tok left reddit after a user got banned over a joke. Then after a Tok left the mods decided to ban a Tok. This petty gesture did not sit well with the Tok so a Tok decided to beat the modereators in pettiness by trying to bring down the subreddit. Do do so he created CYOAs with loli in them in the hopes of reddit reposting the loli CYOAs. Then a Tok could report the subreddit to big reddit mods and have his vengeance. But the mods cought on to his plan and started banning loli content left and right. This made the local redditors pissed off and rightly so, who wouldn't get pissed if someone took away their loli? A Tok saw that as a small victory." 

   Still not parting the embrace, Succa unhooked her beautiful ass and, with utterly inhuman agility, displayed the links using only the tip of her tail. 

   "What? That's it? Did you really add lolis to CYOA just for that? That's really petty! I mean, this is an action befitting the craziest activists, who you kind of hate yourself, isn't it? Do it yourself, report it, and ruin all the fun! I thought you just loved them! After all, even your very first CYOA has a loli wizard! And in general, it is much more productive to fight with the communities not by such petty tricks, but by creating a more worthy alternative!" 

   "What can a Tok say? A Tok is like a character from an old western RPG game. He is only capable of committing excessively benevolent actions or actions that are absurdly evil and callous. The difference between a Tok and a crazy activist is that a Tok needs to be provoked into committing malevolence. Mess with the Tok and you get the cock." 

   "Biomancy if it is on the table, but Biomancy might include too many powers and if that is the case then shapeshifting. These are the best powers because they can be used to achieve biological immortality and they also have an extremely high sexual utility allowing a Tok to experience a lot of his /d/ fantasies, to fulfill all of his fantaties a Tok would need biomancy so he could genetically engineer human bodies further than shapeshifting can. But eternal youth is the main thing anways. A Tok got too much to live for, there is so much to life. A Tok want to experience it all, but is held back by his short mortal lifespan as all great people are. A human's life is but a second in the endless infinity of time. A Tok wants more, he wants everything. A Tok wants to live and continue to live. To become the ultimate being, a perpetual creature who commands mastery over everything there is to master, who knows everything there is to know, and who has experienced all the pleasures life has to offer. Something which cannot be done within the finite lifespan of a man."  

   "Ha, that's funny. It's weird to think, but that this is one of the abilities you can get with a pretty high chance! Biology already does wonders. And if you live another 50 years, there is a good chance that you will actually become biologically immortal. You know, first a drug that postpones death by old age for 20 years. Then 10 years later a new one that postpones it for another 40 years... And then maybe even rejuvenate you! Or scientists will learn how to change the body any way you want! Encouraging, huh? All that's left is to get a few million dollars or something, because it's definitely not going to be free!" 

   "Well that could happen but a Tok does not have his hopes up. But maybe there exist an afterlife, a CYOA afterlife where all the author go and are rewarded for their CYOAs. A regular isekai would also be acceptable. Would be fun if the author's CYOA afterlife were connected. A Tok has always wanted to rape Angelanon, Aromage and the quiter ZBG ." 

   "Yeah, that would be nice..." the guy said dreamily, still petting the purring succubus in his embrace. Suddenly, he glanced at his watch, and hurriedly spoke into the microphone. 

   "See you after the commercial! Stay tuned!" 

Giggling and moaning is heard in the background. A male voice with a Manhattan accent speaks. 

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The narrator speaks once more. 

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The moaning in the background intensifies as the narrator hastily reads out the disclaimer. 

"Lustmore Manor inc. does not accept any liability or responsibility for instances of kidnapping,

 sudden transformation, heightened libido or horny succubi chasing you in your dreams." 

There's a jaunty electric guitar track punctuated by Succa's passionate moaning of 

"Ra~adio Dragon's Whore~ Yay!" 

   "And we're back on the air! We're still in the studio, still with our legendary guest, and our interview is still going on!

   But hey, Tok, what if you've already chosen this life in the divine CYOA? It's a pretty fun setting! No magic(right?), but you can't call these times boring, at least we have the internet and there's always something new going on! Much better than 100 years ago! And certainly better than 500 or 5000 years ago! Maybe you have chosen the advantages of "talented writer", "athlete", "extra horny", huh? And some disadvantages along the way? If you were to describe yourself as a character, what would your build be? What would you highlight among your traits? Anything you normally have to pay points for in CYOA?" 

   "If a Tok chooses this life as a CYOA build then a Tok is afraid he is a moron. Past Tok, no that Tok was no Tok, past non-Tok did some really questionable choices. Like why would any intelligent being choose a martial build in a setting where close combat is next to useless because of faggy ass guns? Well, maybe a Non-Tok was a dum dum before making this build, that would be entirely possible. At least a Non-Tok made a Tok smart enough to realize a non-Tok was retarded, allowing a Tok to exceed the limitations of a non-Tok and thus allowing a Tok to avoid the mistakes of being a non-Tok. If a Tok described himself as a character hmmmm.... 

   Let's change that question to if a Tok was a MtG card. A Tok would be centered in Blue mana because of his curious nature, his creativity, imagination, will to explore new concepts, willingness to improve himself and his pragmatic view on life. As a martial artis a Tok was never the fastest or strongest, but a Tok was the sneakiest, trickiest and most technical fighter. A Tok's secondary color would be Red because a Tok values freedom and does not give a fuck, even when his pockets are full of fucks. And despite Tok being largely logical his emotions run hot, especially his passion. Which is a driving force in the life of a Tok. A Tok is a hopeless romantic and views life as an adventure. A Tok is devoid of White mana and it's traits. It is the color that shares the least of its qualities with a Tok. Black and Green shares some qualities but not enough to make a Tok those colors. Like a Tok is a really selfish person but that's about it and a Tok values strength and nature like Green does but a Tok dislikes the defeatist attitude of Green who believes that everyone should be happy with what they have and not strive for more than they where born with. And a Tok has always had a strong dislike for tradition, because it is often tradition that holds back innovation which a Tok values more. So what colors would you be radio man?"  

   "MTG colors, huh? Well, let me try it too! 

White? - Oh yeah, as ridiculous as it sounds, one of my projects is literally saving human civilization. No more, no less. I think I even have some chance of success! The concepts of good and evil... Yeah, they're easy to recognize, but that doesn't mean they're exactly the way you're taught on TV! Oh, and... Order, light, cure... meh... Let's just consider that I am sacrificing such little things for something bigger! 

Blue - logic and endless imagination, inventiveness, curiosity, learning new things... Yep, kind of like that. 

Black - Is it about destruction? After all, does white also signify a willingness to sacrifice anything for a great cause? However... No, I guess not, I don't have much black. 

Red - Emotions and Action! Hyperactive, cheeky, going crazy and lustful! I have more than enough of these! 

Green is a strange description, really. Of course the laws of nature are stronger, isn't it obvious? Try abolishing gravity with a new law, ha! In the end, you can only adapt to such things... Or use it to your advantage! 

   So, if divided 10 points, it's probably 2W 4B 0B 3R 1G. Although it looks like you can interpret them any way you want, so it's a very rough characterization" 

   "It's more of a question what a Tok hasn't tried. But that's also an easy question. Anything that doesn't make the Tok hard as diamonds. Gang bangs are not something a Tok is interested in because the only pleasure a Tok is interested in is his own. You might be wondering if Tok is a big fat liar, telling you he has done all the sex acts he wants, a Tok is Blue. A Tok is smart. A Tok does not waste time trying to convince normie girl friends to do these things. A normie would never agree to be fucked by a dog while a Tok watches. No, only a truly desperate girl from a third-world country would do that or a femanon /d/egenerate but those girls are rare and hard to find. But an attractive poorfag prostitute in a third-world country where whoring is legal is surprisingly easy to find. Succa, bring up the green text of Toks vacation. Well, I guess there is 1 thing a Tok hasn't done that he really wants to do." 

   "Anyway, do you think all this crazy excitement from perverted CYOA is affecting the author's psyche? Readers? I mean, we have a whole community of perverts here who spend day after day in fictional, illusory worlds full of lust, freedom, and omnipotence. 

   One reader recently gave a very accurate definition of my CYOA "Feels somewhat like a fever dream, but in a good way." And every time we reach the edge of acceptability, we enjoy the way games corrupt us, push us beyond our limits, reveal new fetishes... It's beautiful and pleasurable, but... Doesn't it drive us all crazy? Obviously, you've enjoyed it more than most... So, are there any dangerous symptoms other than playing in Sex Dracula? Aren't you afraid that after a while you will lose control and your lust will break out?" 

   "Of course, CYOAs affect people. Just like any other media. But CYOAs are like games, playing GTA and going on killing sprees does not make you more violent or more likely to run people over with cars. In fact it does the opposite. When someone can live out their fantasies in a controlled manner they become less likely to act them out in real life. There are shit tons of studies on pedophilia where this is the case. If a pedo can act out his pedoness on a lifelike silicone child sex doll then real children will be so much safer for it. A Tok believes it is healthy to play CYOAs just as he thinks it's healthy to read books, play games and listen to music. These cerebral activities shape our minds and enrich our lives. Why limit yourself to living 1 life instead of a thousand lives? Read a thousand books and you have experienced a thousand adventures. Be greedy, be a Tok." 

   "Oh, books! I freaking love books! I used to read one or two a day... Oh, those were the good old days! Practically a speed reading perk! Too bad it soon turned out that there weren't many original stories and that they were constantly repeating themselves... Yeah... Can you recommend anything to read? Not necessarily lewd, just something that is the coolest thing you've read yourself in the last few years? I think I'll go ahead. The Three-Body Problem by Liu Cixin, but everyone already knows that, so another one is The Futurological Congress by Stanislaw Lem." 

   "A Tok recommends the Mistborn trilogy and would recommend A Song of Ice and Fire too unless you have seen the tv series Game of Thrones. Because those books aren't as good when you know everything that will happen. But Mistborn is really cool, but you need not concern yourself with the sequel Mistborn triology books that are set in the future because those books are tainted by gunfaggotry. " 

   "Oh, for a lighter, funnier read, I can also recommend The Perfect Run by Maxime J. Durand. The perfectly executed idea of the protagonist's ability to load from save over and over again! Groundhog Day at maximum with an absolutely insane and stunning hero! 

   Eh, it's a pity that air time is coming to an end, but I think we still have time for blitz questions from our listeners! Try to answer quickly and without thinking! Just a few phrases!"

   1. Do you play in LoL? In what roles and as which character? 

   2. Favorite character in Arcane? 

   3. What character would you like to be like? From any work? 

   4. Your attitude towards AI-generated pictures in CYOA? 

   5. Have you ever shown your CYOA to anyone in real life? Discussed them ? Or are you shy? 

   6. Are you still going to do crazy kinky CYOA? Or have you grown up, gotten serious and don't do such crap? 

   8. UFO, magic, something from the outside? Have you met one, do you believe it?" 

   "Ahaha, thanks for the kind words! If only I had more patience to finish my CYOAs properly... 

   But 4chan is just not convenient, at least until there is no separate board for CYOAs, so you can create a thread for each new game.

   In any case, thanks for visiting our studio, it was a fascinating interview! I hope someday we'll meet again and talk about something else!

 "Bye-bye!" Shouted into the microphone, Succa, before launching into an automatic playlist for the night.

A few chords are heard on the piano and Succa's calibrated professional voice utters.

"MazeShow - the future is in our hands.

Time to join us."

There's a jaunty electric guitar track punctuated by Succa's passionate moaning of 

"Ra~adio Dragon's Whore~ Yay!"