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WHY HOSPITALS CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU SICKER By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – NOSOCOMIAL INFECTIONS are infections picked up in the hospital. Institutions like hospitals, prisons, Charlie Sheen can be bug brewing factories.

Twitterified By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – We podcast like Orcas and are twittering away on tweeter these days to say nothing of being completely bookfaced most of the time, or whatever.

Every little thing´s…gonna be alright- Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – Jamaica is a country where you could survive happily with a three word vocabulary (not unlike my hockey team).

Tsetse and Dikdik – Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – Most of you realize that I tend to incorporate useful information in, well, a useless format.

Cannabis: Marley Barley Dr. David HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn – It was a dark and stormless magical, Mary Jane-ish Jamaican morning when we headed off to the lush hill country on a pilgrimage to the small rasta village of Ni…

Yeast Beast – Dr. Dave HepburnDr. Dave Hepburn – I don’t drink. I know it is a major character flaw and I need to fix it but I am weak, though the body is swilling.

Fun Health by Dr. David HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn – In the beginning it was fun. In the end, it was all for fun. And in between is where it tickles most.

Exhaustion Heating up By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – An enduring memory of my time in the Serengeti will be of the dainty Thompson gazelle, named after that renowned explorer Ernie (“Dainty”) Gazelle.

HOW TO CARE FOR GRANNY by Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – The day our pint-sized Granny came to live with us, us being my mother and her three teenage brats, was a sweet potato day.

Alternative Medicine? By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – On a recent sojourn, my old clunker of a car seized up just outside Costco, likely after inhaling excessive toxic fumes of Polish sausage.

Get Petrified By Dr. Dave HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn – Well you remember that dark shadow that snaked across your bedroom wall and then slunk under your bed.

Alternative Medicine? By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn – On a recent sojourn, my old clunker of a car seized up just outside Costco, likely after inhaling excessive toxic fumes of Polish sausage.

Get diagnosed…at the airport By Dr. Dave HepburnDr. Dave Hepburn – Being a Wisequack means making wisecracks at every opportunity where doing so fulfills some innate need in my soul to prevent me from ever truly maturing.

Mosquito Misery By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – Why are some people mosquito magnets while others, like myself, are so completely repulsive? The main smell that attracts these flying syringes is CO2, better known as wha…

Ten ways to give yourself cancer – Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – Top ten recommended ways to get cancer. than 30% of all cancers are self-induced, there is plenty you can do by yourself. Cancer is a growth industry, with 8 million dea…

Problem on the rise…..for men only – Dr. David HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn – As a lion, if you’ve decided to name yourself King of the Beasts you had better back it up with a little action.

Erectile Diss-function by Dr. Dave HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn – I am not a big curling fan. Not that I don’t like it, I just don’t spend many hours in front of the Toshiba hanging on every “Hurry hard!”

What you can teach your doctor By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – I learn a lot from you patients. Some of you will bring in some esoteric piece of medical information from the internet and I learn that I should spend more time on the in…

The Big Five By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn – The Big 5 refers to the most sought after and valuable. The Big 5 diseases that pervade our society.

Are you pro probiotics? – By Dr. Dave HepburnDr. Dave Hepburn – This column is only for billionaires, which… is all of you. You are rolling in veritable vault-loads of bacteria. You’re a bacterial billionaire.

Get hit by a brink truck By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – True story here (and these are rare). I’d coaxed ol’ Ichiro, my Toyota Rustbucket, to a law abiding stop at the corner of a busy intersection.

Geographically Challenged By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – Lyme disease can cause a very distinct (bull’s eye target) rash that may be the harbinger of a lifetime of arthritis, heart failure and nerve problems. So target our town,…

Game for Life by Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – Got lost once in Boys ‘R Pus toystore. Wandered about until I found myself in the board games section and it occurred to me how much the game names resembled my medi…

Do not read this while eating- Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – WARNING! You might want to place this article in your “I-Wished-I’d-Dropped-My-iPad-Into-the-Hole-of-One-of-Those-Porta- Potti-Things” file.

Bites from these buggers By Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – “What a beauty!” rejoiced the exterminator as he lifted up the fibreglass batting to reveal a steroid soaked spider the size of Saskatoon “We love these guys.

Vegetarian vs Carnivore by Dr. Dave HepburnDr. Dave Hepburn – Samuel, our Masaai guide, announced that the lion tracks on the side of the Tanzanian path we were driving were fresh!

Nit picking – Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – A hatched nit needs a human blood meal within 45 minutes to survive. So should you hear a celebration in the nape of your neck, meaning all the lady lice are enjoying a ba…

Spank bank by Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – A study of 17,000 university students in 32 countries indicated that “the higher the percentage of parents who used corporal punishment, the lower the national average IQ.…

Fibroids in the Desert – Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – Fibroids are very common benign (emphasis on the word benign) tumours, which grow on the outside, inside or within the muscle wall of the uterus.

Fourth Leading Cause of Death – Dr. David Hepburn.Dr. David Frederick Hepburn – I am fascinated by World War 2 history. I read the books, watch the documentaries and I have little green and grey soldiers set up all over my house and office, …

Remember the Hippo – By Dr. David Frederick HepburnDr. David Hepburn – The hippocampus is the memory hub of the brain and one of only two places in that complicated organ where fresh new nerve cells are generated. Beginning as stem cells they…

Health Benefits of Kissing – Dr. HepburnRemember your first kiss? I do like it was yesterday. “David Hepburn, give Amaretto Auntie Hilda a kiss goodnight before you go to bed.”

Useless organs By dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – The coccyx, unlike Washington, isn’t completely useless. It allows ligaments, tendons, and muscles to attach to it that have a few important functions, including the role …

Ten Ways to Enjoy a Heart Attack By Dr. David HepburnDr. Dave Hepburn: 10 things you have to do to have a heart attack

Can you be bored to death? Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn- Scientific investigations point to negative health effects caused by boredom. It weakens the immune system, is brutal on your mental health and may be the first step towards depr…

Eponymous Kings by Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – The greatest first baseman of all time had his life cut short at age 37 by ALS, also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease. Studies are ongoing that include injecting stem cells i…

Filthy facts of Flying – Dr. David HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn answer your questions regarding flights

Summer Daze by Dr. David HepburnDr. David Frederick Hepburn – As I recall, the happiest time of my schoolboy daze was summer.

Pet Therapy (first part) – Dr. David HepburnEveryone knows that having a pet can bring a lot of happiness to a family but also can bring great benefits for your health. That’s why Dr. David Hepburn present to you 5 of the 10 benefits o…

Disorderly Disney Diseases by Dr. HepburnDr. Hepburn – My oldest son, Bert, relished his role as older brother/idol/torturer of Ernie.

What the Size of Your Head Could Lead To by Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – A new study suggests that Alzheimer’s disease develops slower in people with bigger heads, perhaps because their larger brains have more cognitive power in reserve.

The terrifying BBQ by Dr. Dave HepburnDr. Dave Hepburn – Barbeque Season Syndrome aka Hamburger Disease is a result of not killing the E. coli that is hunkered down in the middle of the patty. Symptoms of E.coli infection start a…

Venom for medicine – Dr. David Frederick HepburnDr. Dave Hepburn – Venom, designed by nature to kill us may in fact keep us alive. brain tumour known as a glioma. Injected directly into the brain the venom bypasses normal brain tissue and …

Sense of smell and Alzheimer´s – Dr. David HepburnDr. David Hepburn – According to Alzheimer society in Canada the number of people with dementia has increased considerably in recent years. Currently there are a little over half a million Ca…

Tips to live longer Dr. David HepburnThe majority of people want to live more years and the most important thing is to live them well. That’s why Dr. Robert Sealey and Dr. David Hepburn give you the following recommendations so …

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