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Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your front yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.

Everything about the Highmountain Tauren Allied Race in Battle for Azeroth: how to unlock the race and Heritage Armor, their available classes and racial abilities, as well as customization options and jokes and flirts.

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You'll also notice that I stuck the pisecean warrior on a nice new chunky 32mm base to avoid the legs looking cramped and restricted! All in all, I'm pleased to get the figure painted, even if it is embarrassingly long overdue!

I like how you managed to make the dictionaries work. I had a lot of trouble with that one, and after tinkering around and doing some research, I came across the fact of just having them be lists instead of dictionaries. It made it easier for me to use the random module on the jokes.

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up."Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."#joke Joke function randomVote(){} Currently 8.95/10 Rating: 9.0/10 (125)

While Phyllis Diller created much of her own material, she also used jokes from other writers. Sometimes she purchased several jokes at a time from one writer, while in other circumstances fans mailed her jokes. Many of these contributors were wives and mothers from across the country who had similar experiences to share with Diller. When a gag was contributed by a writer other than Diller, the index card with the gag notes the name of the writer and often how many jokes were obtained and at what price. Some index cards in the collection contain short one-liners while in other instances the full storyline of a joke spans several index cards.

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We've got a fever here at FP, and the only prescription is more cow jokes! Karim Sadjadpour's hilarious collection of cow jokes that explain the contemporary Middle East is already stirring up quite a buzz in the blogosphere. We've received a lot of additional suggestions from our readers. Here are a few of the best:

UPDATE: this contest has ended. We loved reading all of your networking jokes Thank you to everyone who played along! Our randomly selected winners are: @niroulabh, @RichardP, and @ICT-Joe. Congrats!

Share your IT or networking related joke in a comment on this blog post before 9:59am EST on Friday, July 7th. Just remember to stick to the community guidelines: Keep it clean and in good taste! No political, religious, or otherwise offensive jokes please. (Probably goes without saying, but just in case!) 2351a5e196