THREE DONKEY JOKES
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A group of card player gamblers gathered at a small table for a few hands. One of them arrived by donkey. Later in one of the hands, the donkey rider was short on funds for keeping up with the hand's bet. He asked for suggestion of the group what he should do. One of the players said, "You bet your ass!"
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Better to be a wise add than a dumb ass.
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A small group of card players gathered at a gambling table. Two of them came by donkey. During one of the later hands, the bets became two large for some and others decided to leave the game. At the last hand, the two who got there by donkey ran low on their betting funds, so each put up his donkey before calling. He who won, left with Two Donkeys. What? "You bet your add."