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you can't tell from the screenshot, but this area's really slippery.

yellow sector.

the bullet and banzai bills glow rainbow.

red sector.

blue sector.

green sector.

rainbow sector, right before the boss.

Danna. my favorite boss from the game, based off that kirby boss i used in the never-ending adventure.

level 8, Andrea's level. Andrea didn't really participate in the survey, so I got lazy and did a giant world. not to insinuate or anything.

still not letting you cheat with yoshi.

i made Andrea's taunt just as aggressive as she is irl, lol

level 9, Valeria's level. office and school supplies ftw

not sure why there's water here among the paper.

i put this level together pretty quickly because it's mostly bland.

yet the minimalism of this level is what makes it so charming.

the eraser platforms were my fav

...that and the colorful journal niche.

let's goooo

nice background shading here.

Valeria, featuring return of those bombs.

after beating level 9, the yellow map serves as a break from the boss levels.

the grass stage. piece of cake.

the cave stage. lava everywhere.

the snow stage. bring a fire flower.

forest stage.

pipe stage featuring side-wrapping, just like smb3.

the cloud stage is a long one.

obvious smb3 reference.

now we're really in the clouds.

ghost house stage. get all the star coins here to find the secret exit.

use the cape to get down here.

mirrored area.

falling ceiling, move quickly here.

"wrong door, hee hee hee!"

secret area in there, wink wink.

where's my specter deflector, mr. krabs?

ocean stage. let's go for a quick dip

attack of the dreadful scrolling water level.

desert stage. a wild angry sun appears.

castle stage. gotta love those tank levels, right?

weird cutscene but ok

we love that dramatic castle intro.

have some lava.

have some smashers.

have some more lava.

have some grinders.

don't let the reflecting fireballs out

as if this level weren't annoying enough

it was at this moment mario knew...

...he messed up.

mushroom palace

reach the end as big mario.

vine palace.

no items allowed.

no joke, this palace is a literal nightmare. you drop something, you gotta start ALL over.

feather palace.

fly across without getting hit.

again, really annoying. fail 3 times and you die.

star palace.

easiest palace as long as you're quick.

the final map, the red map.

now you have to fight all the bosses again. consecutively.

Sunny's revenge.

Lynette's lobby.

Lynette's revenge.

Karla's lobby.

Karla's revenge.

Eileen's lobby.

Eileen's revenge.

Carlos' lobby.

Carlos' revenge.

Angelica's lobby.

Angelica's revenge.

Danna's lobby.

Danna's revenge.

Andrea's lobby.

Andrea's revenge.

Valeria's lobby.

Valeria's revenge.

after defeating them all, it's time for the grand finale.

dramatic lightning effect*

the final stage.

level 10, my level. you better believe i made this one ridiculously difficult.

you don't see it in this screenshot, but there's a huge lava pit below mario.

time your jumps right or you're D-E-A-D M-E-A-T.

just when you thought things couldn't get more insane, jumping fish everywhere.

munchers everywhere.

welcome to the gulag.

insanely difficult level, like, it's not even fair.

you gotta slide to get rid of these. timing those button presses is everything.

harmless 3-up moon, let's grab it!

or not never mind

get rekt moon

more crazy obstacles.

even the clouds are sad

room before final boss.

sheesh

me. i take 10 stomps to defeat, so get ready to grind.

fire attack.

aerial attack.