Tea

It has been said:

• "little Joe Bob is trying to... Balsiger knows.... the algebra based physics is.... "

• "Mr. DeVange's jazz playlist is actually just the music Keyth makes when he's sad about being forced to do high schooler's math homework."

• "When I gazed into the center of the DeVange Tea Mandela I felt as though I was staring into the eye of the storm. I felt peace."

• "i think he likes tea" 

• "If DeVange were an animal, he would be a giraffe "

• "In a room of 20 people one of them is always DeVange "

• "Keyth will one day consume all who falsely apostrophize 'its.' "

• "I think keyth is the Microsoft Assistant "Clippy"

• "It is whispered that those who agree to Devange’s investment sell their soul to a being of pure math waiting in the shadows. Some even say it’s name is Keyth. "

• “Sorry everything is just a kitten” -DeVange 

• “Oh you didn’t know? Kittens are just cars” -DeVange 

• “I really would accept bribes, so we’ll talk about it. But it does have to be money” -DeVange 

• "<redacted> IS A MUSHOORM "

• "Mr. DeVange won a beignet eating competition when he went to France. I have photo proof "

• "Minuses aren't actually real. They were created as part of a deal between teaches and smart kids. Teachers get to pick their favourite kids, smart kids get to further thin their ranks. "

• "Tea is objectively superior to coffee"

• "MInuses are actually real. They were created as part of a deal between teaches and smart kids. Teachers get to pick their favourite kids, smart kids get to further thin their ranks. 

•  Mr. DeVange has the birthright as the "chwal of keyth"

• "They say that Todd Howard created Skyrim for the sole purpose of containing Mr. DeVange's true power." 

• "If we see what happens when you average calculus student is exposed to derivatives, we see them easily solved and everybody is happy. When we expose them to integrals... Oh no, are those tears I see? "

• "The English department wants to get rid of the math department. If you don't believe it, then they've already gotten to you. "

• 'Keyth is on the run from the law and lives in DeVange's walls. In exchange for room and board, he does math. "

• DeVange? Devange? deVange? devange? 

• "Keyth isn't human. He is a being of pure math. "

• "The English department wants to get rid of the math department. If you don't believe it, then they've already gotten to you. "

• "Turning up the volume is like zooming in but with sound "

• "your shadow is a conformation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed "

• "All pandas in the world are on loan from China. "

• "Mount Everest is pronounced as Eve-rest, not Ever-est , as it is named after George Everest. "

• "What does it mean to be the head of the Math department? Do you give the other teachers math problems? "

• "there are 26 bones in one of your foots "

• "Don't tell Devange... But I'm starting to think Keyth might not actually be a real person! "

• "the earth spins because all the fish swim really fast in one direction "

• "i think my cat actually loves me "

• "30,000 rubber ducks were lost at sea in 1992 and some of those ducks are still being found today! "