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Rapskiddi's are raps/lyrics that my friends and i make when were hella bored, faded, or we make em for fun.
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"Miranda Hasnt Shaved" - Jizzy J [ori]
I win because im cool, i didnt quit school but i am a machine fucking tool.
im a star spend my money at the bar, i got a cool car, im gunna go far.
Im swimming oceans and all these fucking seas , why be a pussy, when u could be like me, lit, and also fit, all these girls want me , they on my dick.
big nose , full of snow, im going fucking crazy you just dont know.
yeah im in the sun, and im having fun, no seriously im joking im on the run.
I got in-trouble, i might've got caught, fuck yo fat bitch shes a fucking thot.
Lavs a gay guy, he gave you pinkeye, ready to hear my battle fucking cry? this rapskiddi sucks i fucked your mom right in a pick up truck, wish me luck.
she said im cool, i said you a fool, then i went to rule the world right in a fuckin pool.
-yeah they call me the boss, i dont play toss with the kids cross the street , id like to smell your feet, lick it good, gives me wood, i think i finally hit a-fucking-dulthoood,
so give me that green, cash or plants, ill spend it or smoke and put it in my pants. give me that coke, the one that made me broke, and let me toke it one more time before i cry, before i die, before im an angel up in the sky, GOODBYE.
"Evil man named: DAN" - Reagan
I got lice, the only thing i smoke is spice. in my house i got like 20 mice, you know my body got parasites.
i roll these dice because i gamble, cant stand to hear these bitches ramble.
my wife died, but you know im a thug so i never cried.
i lost my job, became homeless i worked my way to the top, till everybody's panties dropped .
now i got like 30 bitches, they all give me sweet kisses.
One day i got an STD, maybe 2 or 3 . 30 bitches dropped to zero, now they call me the chlamydia hero.
i ran away to another country the embarrassment was to much but my homies always come in clutch, they my crutch.
they got my coke, i dont really smoke, just tweak, I geek. but im up in a penthouse living my life far off the street. I beat my meat to you as I watch you cheat.
im an evil gross man. My name is Dan, I pee in a can, and eat 3 month old ham, simply because I can.
"RAPSKIDDI" - Jizzy J
Dont spoil my day i am wide awake is what the beatles say, today,
i think theyre speaking true, now i want a yahoo
yea, the chocolate milk dont make it like silk.
make it old with a chunky knot, a big clot.
trim it a little so i can go paddle piddle.
down and up, keep going through, i might just hit you, im feelin blue. Good luck to you, and yes you may, last week i fucked a tree all night and day.
My youngest child started driving a steamboat, you know im freaky violent, ill slit your throat,
im like a crazy man, who is on drugs, and partying hard, just like a retard.
the guns are coming back so i be going with the ones, grab me a beer, please stay near, ill be right here in a couple years. if you wait for me ill jizz in your ears.
"someones evil and its me" - Reagan
Yo i just got cream-pied by a big strong guy, he has huge thick thighs and really pretty blue eyes, i know he secretly likes guys,
but its ok, i dont care, ill stick 3 matches in his underwear, watch then theres fire everywhere ,
in his hair and in his eyes, where he needs to cry, burning up so bad i thought he died.
oh shit he did this man has a wife and kid. I open up the lid and get me acid. dont wanna remember what the fuck i did
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