Main characteristics, criteria:
- Is handsome. That's the minimum, that he's exacting, he cares for his facial structure.
- Isn't short and isn't narrow. He thinks of that one can't appear like this on the red carpet, and he isn't stingy, he grows enough body cells.
- Bears pain. As a matter of fact, if he feels anything else, that can be attributed to a mental disorder.
- Doesn't cut nails. He does enough work for it to wear off. Also on his feet.
- Isn't sick. He knows that it doesn't make sense, and he gives it up.
- Isn't a beginner. He simply has enough years of experience, already as a newborn.
- Nothing is news to him. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of π from him.
- Is a simple soul, who's infinitely wise. Symptom-free he doesn't go to bed with this schizophrenia.
- Has everything, and he's never tired. Instead of the unnecessary fight with the elements he manages to be born in the right place.
- Eats a lot, and fast. Thereby demonstrating that he pursues a high level of consumption, always, in all circumstances.