Other Endings
Multiple Endings (Subsequent Playthroughs - The "Good" Endings)
After the first playthrough, VagrAnt's clues unlock new dialogue options from the beginning of the game.
The Wife Milking Ending:
Trigger: Choose a specific, previously dead-end dialogue option with SamAntha early in the game.
Event: Triggers a secret, SFW "bossfight" involving a difficult Quick Time Event (QTE) to "milk" SamAntha.
Outcome: If successful, Joe gets the milk.
The Cat Milking Ending:
Trigger: Choose the correct dialogue option with Miss Mittens (the family cat) 9 times on a second playthrough.
Event: Triggers a secret "bossfight" with Miss Mittens, another difficult QTE.
Ultimate Truth Reveal: During this fight, Joe discovers the entire Agency conspiracy was a front/cover-up for "The Cat Lick Church," and Miss Mittens is its Head. (The Cat Lick Church is hinted at but never named in the first playthrough).
The Other Grocery Store Ending:
Trigger: Access the previously inaccessible second, smaller mom-and-pop grocery store.
Event: Joe must haggle with the shopkeeper over outrageous prices.
Ultimate Boss Fight: The hardest fight in the game. During this fight, Joe learns the small business's struggles are due to the Agency, explaining their high prices.
Outcome: Joe wins the fight, understands their plight, agrees to pay the high price, and helps the business stay open. He returns home with the milk.
Happy Ending: Timmy is happy, Joe plays with his family, and credits roll on a happy scene.