Cute Grunting Franchise

Cute grunting pig is a grunting orphan from Tampa Bay Florida. As a youngin' he often played football with Tom Brady. But when Tom realized that grunting pig was a loser he no longer wanted to be friends with grunting pig. Grunting pig made gurgling noises for days on end. Before he decided he would not stand for such injustice. He proceeded to release to platforming games, they failed miserably. 2 months later he was always grunting so according to the urban legend his face was stuck in place. He can no longer close his mouth, and looks permanently surprised while still looking angry. You can never tell when its taco Tuesday when he is around. Grunting pig is 4500 pounds, when doctors told him he was obese. He took the wrong way and thought they called him a beast. He proceeded to begin what he calls "The Grind." This is when he would relentlessly grunt for hours at a time. After these hours he was so pleased himself he began to grin. That's when the iconic picture next to this text was taken. #StayMotivated #grunts