Windows Poop Edition 3.0 uses the power of our new Moon kernel to allow for more possibilities than any of our previous operating systems and their inferior technologies could ever handle. But since we're CrapOS, this isn't really saying much.

Internet Explorer C is the latest edition of our line of internet browsers that are labeled with letters instead of numbers. Since we have no idea how to make our new Moon kernel connect to the Internet, Internet Explorer C is now completely non-functional! Perfect for putting an end to your child's crippling Internet addiction.

You can now create, delete, and move files in our first OS with a functioning filesystem! Our file explorer sucks though.

We have painstakingly programmed a terrible and probably buggy Paint program, so you can finally use Windows PE to draw colorful scribbles and show your friends and family (they'll certainly be very impressed!)

Long gone are the days of having Barney scream at you for trying to change his Barney desktop wallpaper. Wanna set your wallpaper to a hilarious and funny maymay? Now you can. Cherish this while it lasts, because our next release won't have this feature (and yes, we will force you to upgrade).

With Windows Media Player, you are actually somehow capable of playing audio files with this piece of junk OS. And with the Importer program, you can even listen to any song you want! We don't know why we let you do this - it would have been so much funnier to just force you to listen to the Dora theme song on repeat or something.

Windows Poop Edition is the perfect choice for epic gamer people. It can play 3D Epicness, a game where you click to produce shapes and watch them fly around. There's no other games because how could you possibly want anything else this is literally the funnest game ever created.