💦 Best Pocket Pussy Review in 2020

The research

A few words about the top-class pocket pussy

If you are used to using your governable hands, you can slack off (and finally begin to reduce corns seriously). These funny cyber chicks will make your life more diverse, and it won’t be necessary to work seriously!

Hereinafter, I’ll use this term in order not to use more boring and tedious terms. In the long haul, it is clear to everyone what we talk about, with serious expressions on our courageous unshaven (or shaved) faces.

As a pocket vagina, I consider everything to silicone women’s bodies and silicone asses to FuckFaces. Whether one calls these lustful hand vaginas now or silicone pussy is the same to me – it is the same in each case.

For me, there was always a problem: There are 1000 different pocket pussies on the market, but hardly anyone shares their experiences with men!

I haven’t found a portal where someone who regularly uses different models writes about how he likes the pocket pussy. The models in question, I used them personally in suitable conditions for this.

So no one can say that I chat about what I don’t know. Over the years, I have developed a certain standard, so that only the most appealing products from the rubber eyelet market come into question for me.

Who won in my test: Autoblow AI & Lovense Max 2!

I regularly update my research, and naturally, I have to simultaneously update the information that I get in practice. So, this year I call my Top Sex Toy leaders two models (some of ex-winners has been on the market for a relatively long time).

This is Autoblow AI, a smart machine that will nosh you off as terrific as not every woman can do it.

Its skills, due to a well-thought-out and not too complicated design (a cozy entrance + an interchangeable sleeve that is processed by the penis clamping unit, whose movements are controlled and guided by 4 smart sensors + the ability to choose from 10 suction modes and 10 speeds), are admired every time after use.

AFTER use, because during use, you are unlikely to be able to think about anything and even more so analyze something.

The second model is a completely new novelty, Lovense Max 2, an improved version of the model, which at first, due to the modesty of design and functions, did not seem to stand out on the market.

But the manufacturers turned their brains on and provided the toy with a very important skill: controlling the degree of vibration (and not just vacuum compression).

For some reason, such an important function is provided mainly for female whims, and male massagers are left “poorly educated.” Now, it’s not the harsh truth.

In addition, Lovense is famous for offering users toys with the function of remote control and, so to speak, exchange of experience in real-time (they can be synchronized with each other using a proprietary application).

And voila: now this little thing can safely compete with eclectic Fleshlights, giving users a great pleasure.

Who won in my old test: Flip Hole & Fleshlight!

I did a little sex-research, not so much for an article report but for myself. And it revealed a few curious nuances. And now, I want to introduce them to you mah bois. So … Let me show you those two:

Here we see 2 of my Fleshlights. I’m damn thrilled about these two. Both of them are quite popular.

On the left, there is the unit, which creation is performed with the starry Tori Black’s help. I, personally, didn’t sleep with her (show me those who were lucky to do it; no, I don’t need pictures from the video, I’m talking about real people, eh?), but the impression from the test is wonderful.

This is not some kind of a-rubber-girl-for-three-dollars.

On its right, there is Flight, great for carrying. In other quarters, it will help out on the road and create the effect of simultaneous blowjob and natural penetration. More specifically? Awesome!

Tori really liked it – just like the other variants from the Girls series. One of my best experiences with artificial vaginas was with her, that’s for sure. If you also want to get them, have a look at my test report first:

My second favourite among popular rubber pocket pussies:

Now I would like to show my second favourite pocket machine – the Flip Hole. For me, this is a device that imitates a blowjob – at least it reminded me of it. If you hone for more information about these models, have a look other pages where I recommend other units (the links are below).

The smart manufacturers made sure that each visit of this internal ‘woman’ space by your dick was comparable to the visit of an exceptionally elaborated amusement park by you. Don’t be sex-shy, have extreme fun!

Price tips for pocket vagina

If you don’t want to spend too much, and the pleasure is still very desirable, then I can recommend you turn a sexynquisitive gaze to these two things. I use them myself, honestly. And so far they haven’t disappointed me (although I do a lot for this: I thoroughly clean them and all that …).

One of the most interesting things for sexual fun is performed here. There is a choice between woman vaginal and anal openings. Choose one, insert it there, and … get quite new pleasant sensations. Some devices can works from the common battery, and it’s easy to control it using the friendly-shaped remote.

It is time for such a cheap product, which you have not yet sniffed. It is generally accepted that a low price corresponds to low quality. However, Deluxe Cyberskin Pussy refutes this interesting pattern. There are cheaper counterparts that satisfy safer.

On the other hand, this sex-sweety is quite cool and cozy … I would not write it off.

Your dick’s pleasure is enhanced by the fact: more or less, the iconic artificial vagina is not just a dirty hole in the fucking rubber. The creators put a lot of work to cover this hole from the inside with someSEXthing looking like a genuine yoni. Therefore, you will not throw away your beloved money for a free wind.

Best to carry

Fleshlights are the most convenient pocket accessories for your most important body part, which so masterfully justify their trade name that they’ve become world famous and the most sold in the relevant sex … segment.

It makes them so pleasurable thanks to the cast taken from the natural openings of adult movies’ stars (three types, guess yourself which).

Inside, they are fully consistent with what is visible from the outside. Moreover, the company has invented its own cyber-fabric, imitating the skin with mucous membranes.

BlowJob Imitating Machines

The dream of any man: married, divorced or free like a tarantula in a fog. The principle of sex-operation is as simple as a piece of melon: this device sucks naturally.

Sometimes it realizes it even with smacking. And this sucking up is fully required for complete bliss. And it does not need to get diamonds and cars for this true-sucking work.

Silicone women’s body

Guaranteed not to fit in a pocket! Nevertheless, it’s a lot of satisfaction. And I distinguish here consciously from rubber dolls.

The silicone women’s bodies are not inflatable garbage, but soft torsos made of silicone or similar materials with latex pussy. Head and legs are usually not with it, but horny tits, as well and ass. If you look for less porn and more reality for sex, these bodies do insane things.

Silicone asses

Silicone asses! Perfect for those whose favorite perspective is doggy style. Silicone asses have basically the same features as the female bodies, only that tits and upper body are missing – that makes them a little cheaper because you get less woman.

Otherwise, you can go both in front and behind. In short, if you love women mostly from the rear, you should definitely try such an invention.

It is possible to choose that one (or several) which is/are equipped with a vibrator. More similarity with a genuine girly ass-and-hips, you know.

FuckFaces: rubber faced pussy

Do you want to cum on her face and hair, but, for some reason, she dodges? Stop useless conversations and buy this sex-thing. This cute head does everything you need: it blinks its eyes, allows you to touch itself (with what you need) in all available places, and doesn’t twitch.

These devices are usually attached with a disc with instructions, for those who are initially afraid to touch such a creepy thing.

My pocket vagina test criteria

If you talk about me as a connoisseur: I formed for myself a whole list of indicators for which I choose for sex-fun:

• Sentience
  What else do we buy an artificial vagina for? Feeling, of course. If rubber pussy gives me horny feelings, then that’s more than half the battle. The top sextoys just have to be really horny.

• Cleaning
  I have more trouble with my product than sexual satisfaction if I can’t clean it properly. In this respect a simple & uncomplicated, but all the while, thorough cleaning is a prerequisite for a satisfying result in the rubber test.

• Reality & Optics
  Reality in two ways: Visual stimuli play a big role in bodies, asses and fuck faces. In this regard, Fleshlights and BlowJobs are what you need. Outwardly, they at least do not scare, and as the maximum, they are charming (if you are a geek, maybe). In fact … well, something has already been said about this, but for a complete understanding, you have to try it yourself. Optics hardly play a role here.

• Handling & Compactness
  Everything is sex-clear here: the less the thing catches the eye, the better the situation is for everyone. Especially for its owner, unless he lives on a lonely desert island.

• Price-and-performance ratio
  Of course, the costs also play a role in the evaluation. According to my calculations and SEXperience, to get something worthwhile, you will have to invest at least 30 euros. But not more than 50 euros, and it makes us and our cocks happy.

Someone really needs to fuck a toy severely, hard and with taste, imitating something like a session of harmless rape. Someone just wants to work with a dick stuck in the pants. And someone wants to arrange such a session of soft self-massage, to calm the nerves.

For all, there is a sex-device that can realize their intimate hopes.

What is it all about, eh?

To explain, in fact, we won’t have much. A pocket pussy (‘sailor bride’) is a device designed to replace an ordinary woman/girl for a common man/boy who, for a COCKtail of reasons, has no sex-access to such a woman/girl but wants to be discharged. The simplest structure is the inlet + channel.

Our sweet manufacturers try to perform the inlet, as a rule, in the form of a natural female hole. From the channel, they require sufficient strength, flexibility, and a small width to tightly bow your male body. Good masters line the channel from the inside with something that resembles a woman’s body when touched.

What about such a pussy working?

How to start? As a rule, for all sex-users, from the same action. Take a little grease, process the inlet and also, perhaps, a part of the channel from the inside and your own working body. That’s it, the preparatory stage is over. Force on and work.

You can work with this personal property as you wish: you can hold yourself for the dick and drive back and forth, you can work it out properly, pushing with force. The same breath, it is possible to cause unearthly pleasure, by massaging both the entire limb as a whole and the cock head itself.

Efforts pay off: inside, the surface is covered with all sorts of little and medium-size bumps, canals, balls, and other protrusions, providing at least a very pleasant feeling.

And what can you buy if we talk about models?

I single out 5 types for myself, which we should definitely pay attention to, or even send a powerful jet … well, you understand me.

The first is Fleshlight, sexy flashlights, which, in reality, shine in the darkness of sexless to those who also want to have happiness. They consist of a body and an in-work insert, and in the insert, the whole SEXtion takes place.

One of the most entertaining series of this type of self-satisfiers is the Girls series, where the entrances are modeled on the basis of the casts from the interesting body places of the adult cinema movies’ stars.

Pocket vibro shells

The original, relatively simplifying things, the so-called acorn massagers, that you just need to put on the dick head, and there, by vibrating, they themselves will do everything that is needed for you and your cyber hyper sex power.

An excellent option, if your hands are busy, resting or needed for more important things: for example, to tap on the keyboard. Right now, I don’t use such a thing, stop grinning here!

A marvellous ‘vicar’ of this product category is the Cobra Libre II from Fun Factory.

Or you can try Autoblow AI, which will show you in sexual practice what a deep throat is. This cute-and-glance gadget can capture the entire malecock as a whole and also completely massage it with grace.

Unfortunately, it makes noise (some particularly nervous comrades even lose their desire and male abilities from this sound) and takes more space than we would like.

Body-imitating units

For those who can not imagine themselves alone with the strange ‘anti’-sex mechanism but only with a full-fledged woman, toys have been developed, made in the form of the lower part of the common female body.

Without legs but with hips, and with all that is located between the legs. You have imagined it, right? They look at least … amusing.

A decent representative of this toy category is Oxana’s Pussy and Ass.

Tenga Egg

Cunning Japanese smart heads invented this unit, which looks like a little cover (or cap) of extremely pliable fabric. Grease it with specially attached substance, put it on where you need it, and move sex-forward.

You can massage and indulge yourself in the most sensitive areas as well as throughout the penis body. To be true, this pleasure is disposable. Rather, the sex-pleasure can be versatile, but you can only use this cap once.

Cheap versions

You should not chase after super-expensive things, because in essence, they all do the same old same old (what can you get up to a male thing, in general? You can’t unwind it, or bend it, or break it out somehow: that’s why all the adaptations have a similar principle of operation).

But saving is also not necessary. For your sweet money, you try to get something sexy that will truly imitate real sweetness. Rarely, but you can run into something cheap but pleasing to the eye and member. E.g., Aggie Vagina, or Tenga Egg (only for less than 10€, an inexpensive option).

Which toy better?

If you need the most realistic sensations “as with a woman but without a woman,” my advice is Fleshlights.

The local experts have long modeled and now submitted a considerable amount of funds for the purchase, with the help of which you will both receive pleasure, train power, lengthen the act, and in general, achieve exactly the results you need in this sex-regard.

I repeat, those adaptations that imitate the girlish charms at the entrance are especially good. You can even imagine that you are with one of them from the video screen, but she won’t tell you anything (and she won’t sigh enthusiastically, ok).

Oxana’s model is also good, which will give the desired feeling: not only internal but also SEXternal. To be sex-honest, from the inside, it is less pleasant than the magic lanterns mentioned above. But outside, there is something to fantasize. Yes, and to be blunt, it goes well.

Again, how to handle it?

You can use it freely. Even on the couch or bed, lying down, or getting on the table or horizontal bar, or in the car, or retiring somewhere in the garage on the tool closet shelf. Choose what is convenient for you and work.

Plus the truth that you can shove and immediately remove and shove again, and so several times in one session. And you can watch TV (even necessary) and browse magazines of the desired subject, in parallel.

Just consider one thing: a woman naturally emits natural lubricant during the work of the righteous. Modern rubber, for obvious reasons, cannot do this, even if it’s more flexible than a woman. Maybe it will learn someday, but so far, scientists have not invented such a thing.

So, it is necessary to moisten it yourself, in advance. And it is better to use the means recommended by the manufacturer.

So you will get more confidence that the materials won’t, in an undesirable way, get in contact with each other and with your skin. You will preserve your health, and you will save your rubber friend (girlfriend) by ensuring a longer period of its sex-use.

Can I make such a thing by myself?

Craftsmen post instructions on ‘how-to-make-your-own-crafts’ for sex discharge, on the Internet, in large quantities. If you want, you can look at such guides, for the sake of interest. But we do not recommend using them.

Is there any reason? You cannot save your funds: you’ll spend more on medicines and means to restore the dick well-being. You don’t have to expect bright orgasms. A condom in a rag, mounted on a cropped bottle, will not please you in any way.

Moreover, you will have to build such a fearless construction every time it is impatient to do this.

It is better to save money and choose from a huge range exactly what you need and will need more than once. Each type of brand toy has its own function and purpose, and even more than one, usually.

Why and who need these things?

I could say that they are needed for aliens that look like bunches of purple mucus with eyes on the horns, but I won’t.

Obviously, such toys are intended for use by men aged 21 to 130 years, both naturals and oppositions. Managers say that truckers have a special love for them. This is not surprising: they really need to be able to stretch the pelvic organs at any time to maintain good health.

Do not be surprised about gays: there are those who are trying to try themselves as bisexual, training on gadgets of this type. No one can prohibit it, and has no right to it. Naturals also use artificial vaginas fore and aft.

You can be as many years and work wherever you like, you can be with a girlfriend or alone in a room, but you have the right to get your unit and say to yourself: it’s time to do something, pal.

With the help of such a toy, you can visually show to your naughty girl what you want from her and how much you like it. An effective method, in case you didn’t know it.

And where are the places to buy such units?

Any sex shop will help you, and in especially advanced cities, even other toilets or hotel rooms will help you. They sometimes install such facilitators for visitors.

However, I would recommend placing orders at reputable online stores. At least because the purchase will come from there a new one, not worn and not soiled by anything doubtful, as it happens even in the coolest sex shops.

You are unlikely to stick your precious household to no-one-knows-where. Although, if you are a roadside whore lover, then such extreme won’t seem controversial to you …

In addition, a good online store will send you orders without specifying what exactly you ordered.

Neither the postman, nor the bicycle courier, nor the neighbor, nor the nephew, nor the budgie in the cage will be able to understand from the inscriptions and drawings by what you decided to please yourself, and then tease you for a long time or blame you on the whole world.

If discreet shipping is particularly important to you, you should check the online shop’s website before placing your order to ensure that it really does place the highest value on discretion.

Can artificial vaginas be returned? As long as the auto pussy is unopened and unused, there are normally no problems when returning it. As with any other product purchased on the Web, unused sex toys are subject to 14-day return policy.

Even if the artificial vagina breaks after a short period of use, most Internet shops grant a right of return. In such a case it is often worthwhile to contact the support of the corresponding provider.

So go to the nearest sex shop, ask the price, estimate the size you need, and go to order online. And at the same time, rejoice at a nice price.

What exactly do I need to order?

For more-than-anywhere-realistic sex

Bodylike masturbators

For those who are looking for the maximum match with real SEXperiencing, I can advise models that train male endurance. They are equipped from the inside with a set of SEXtures that are ideal for long-term exposure. Well, some models with porn star casts are quite good.

If one bottle-shaped hole is not enough for you, models such as Oxana’s Pussy and Ass are at your sex-service.

For two-partners-sex

Ring-shaped opens

The prelude to your sweet pair dance can be skillfully diversified using transparent (colored or colorless) devices. She/he can watch, and you can work, setting an example or dropping excessive tension in front of the main dish.

For gays

A whole line of Fleshlight units is created specifically to meet the needs of opposition-minded members of our male community. The inlets of these toys are made in the form of the anuses or mouths of male popular pornstars. Of course, the models are personalized, created clearly for the required impressions.

According to reviews of users and managers, the series is more than a good one, and it is being bought up steadily successfully. There is definitely whole sense to try something from this set.

The inserts of these masturbators are very similar to those of the classic pussy but offer interested boys the differently created openings a clearly homoerotic pleasure.

What materials are masturbators made of?

Most vagina toys are made of specially developed and patented rubber- or silicone-like materials: PureSkin, UR3, Loveclone …

Some of these materials are somewhat older and have a certain “rubber smell” that only gradually evanesces. Newer generation pussy like Fleshlights, however, use materials similar to modern ones that are completely odourless.

The materials mainly used for lovetoys today are so durable … you can have years of delight with the unit with a little care.

CONCLUSION:

Absolutely any man can safely enrich his sex life. Modern manufacturers care about attracting the largest possible number of customers and offer them male units of various shapes, colors, sizes, and purposes.

FAQ

How much does such a thing cost?

This question is not quite correct: it all depends on whether you want to get just a cheap model or a model that costs inexpensively but can deliver appreciable pleasure.

In the latter case, you should pay attention to the traditional sleeve units, which, on our site, are devoted a lot of articles. These lust pussy things usually cost about 25$ upwards.

As for cheapness, the so-called Travelpussies will help you here. It is those you can find in some high-class men’s toilets and bars. However, it must be remembered that they are intended rather for dropping momentary ‘voltage.’ You won’t get real sex-pleasure with them. Anyway, the sex-odds are few.

Flawless and high-quality love toys for guys usually cost between 45$ and 70$. Fleshlights are especially good: they not only offer a full range of emotions, sensations, and experiences but also last longer than others from these series’ products (if users care for them as they should according to the instructions).

Is it important I use them at all?

If you grew up in a family where everybody was deeply concerned about the moral character of each member of this family (spoiler: not really), then perhaps it would look to you like a complete horror and nightmare. But if you think about it, and even better, try it out in practice, then you will understand that the use of such pieces does not promise anything bad for you. (2) Of course, if you comply with the requirements of hygiene and all that.

By the way, even if you already have the same well-bred wife, who can also be horrified by such units, I also recommend you not to overlook these inventions. It may be that their skills will surpass those of your wife. It happens, mate.

Especially the ladies of creation should not show contempt for boys who get a sex toy. According to various studies, about one in five women over the age of 18 in Germany has a vibrator.

Are such units also suitable for couples?

Only ‘backward and limited’ people think today that such units are intended solely for geeks who hang out in front of the computer at night, or for the last-and-lost losers, who are not even looked at by sluts. It is enough to take such a thing to warm up on the eve of ordinary sex with a girlfriend, and you’ll understand: sex-stereotypes are not the place.

A woman can also observe with pleasure and/or curiosity how her partner/betrothed one works with such a device. Thanks to this, something can be further clarified and used in the future during normal human-human sex.

In addition, if the wife went to her parents or on a business trip, there would be no need to drive to a neighbor or order a call girl. Everything is at hand in the literal sex-sense of the word. Life is easier for everyone.

As explained in more detail below, an artificial pussy is also excellent for improving male endurance in bed.

My boyfriend has a sex toy, does that mean he doesn’t love me or he’s missing something?

Without additional clarification, it is not so easy to answer this quite a straight question. However, you should know: the mere fact of using such a sex-device does not mean that the boy does not love you, or that he has some ‘THOSE’ problems.