the Phuk Dupp Lobby
Welcome to Contactee Theater. Showcasing original independent vignettes
"This Website is full of the kind of SMUT, Vulgar content & thaaangs that good Christian folk shouldn't be exposed too..." -Rev. Jeremiah Koontz, Freebald, Alabama
"Worse Website ever!" - Rev. Mildred Phuddles
Our Feature Presentation's
''Add a few campy scenes from public domain footage, rearrange it in a sort of humorous fashion, add bourbon. Mix Well, repeat & voila! You have a Bryan Abney vignette!" - Pierre Randell (The Village Green)
"THIS LINE IS HERE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!"
'"Pure unadulterated filth!'' - Whirled Pebble Magazine
"Contactee Theater is a cross between 'I have no idea' & 'I wonder why?' " - Unarian New Times
2013, 2014, 2015 & 2017
"LEAST WATCHED VIDEO'S"
"It (contactee.net) is obviously a cry for help!" - Dr. V.J. Pujjis, DD
""Absolute Garbage!"" - The Lady's Decency Committee
" There should be a law against this sort of smut!"
Hildegarde Snoot (Director, Dunkre County Zoo)
"Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!"