Contactee Theater

the Phuk Dupp Lobby

Welcome to Contactee Theater. Showcasing original independent vignettes

since 2012

"This Website is full of the kind of SMUT, Vulgar content & thaaangs that good Christian folk shouldn't be exposed too..." -Rev. Jeremiah Koontz, Freebald, Alabama

"Worse Website ever!" - Rev. Mildred Phuddles

Our Feature Presentation's

''Add a few campy scenes from public domain footage, rearrange it in a sort of humorous fashion, add bourbon. Mix Well, repeat & voila! You have a Bryan Abney vignette!" - Pierre Randell (The Village Green)


"THIS LINE IS HERE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!"

'"Pure unadulterated filth!'' - Whirled Pebble Magazine

"Contactee Theater is a cross between 'I have no idea' & 'I wonder why?' " - Unarian New Times

WINNER OF

2013, 2014, 2015 & 2017

"LEAST WATCHED VIDEO'S"

"It (contactee.net) is obviously a cry for help!" - Dr. V.J. Pujjis, DD

""Absolute Garbage!"" - The Lady's Decency Committee

" There should be a law against this sort of smut!"

Hildegarde Snoot (Director, Dunkre County Zoo)

"Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!"

Ms.Portense Woohuesendorf

'Out of This World Entertainment'

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(c) 2017 by Bryan Abney.