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JOE CAFFEINE (and the COFFEE COUSINS)
PureCafe is the coffee that wakes you up and says,
"Today's going to be AMAZING. Let's do this."
ADVENTURES IN "BEAN TOWN"
The funny new Joe Caffeine and the Coffee Cousins podcast, brewing up the perfect blend of great Coffee and Comedy.
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COFFEE and COMEDY
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Brewing up lots of laughter, one bean and punchline at a time. Join the Coffee Cousins and me for a steaming hot cup of Coffee Comedy.
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Laughter is Good Medicine
Proverbs 17:22
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DISCLAIMER: This is a parody website. We like to make people laugh. That's right... I said, "MAKE them laugh." lol. Although you may (or may not) make some great money, feel better, and look like a million bucks after drinking the coffee we suggest, or taking some of the products mentioned or are available thru us... we make no (as in "zero") income or health promises! Dig? NO income and medical claims are being made. You may not make a plumb nickel. But then again... You may. Whatever a "plumb nickel" is anyway, I have always wondered. Never spend more than you can afford to lose, on advertising and marketing. This information is for educational purposes only and is not intended to replace the advice of your doctor or healthcare provider. The statements made about this supplement have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. All of the supplements or products we mention, or refer to, or are affiliates for, or sell - are intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Before taking any other supplement, please consult with a healthcare professional to determine if it is right for you. If you experience any adverse reactions, discontinue use and consult with your healthcare provider. Keep out of reach of children. With the first coffee we offer (PureCAFE), it's important to note that adding Cordyceps to our coffee can be beneficial but more research is needed to confirm the full extent of these benefits. Keep in mind that you can simply purchase the product(s) at retail, or even at distributor savings, and not participate in the business opportunity at all. Most people will fail at it anyway, 'cause they're too lazy, just never get to it, or quit too soon. So, unless you're a seasoned business person, who can do something consistently, and don't expect to get rick quick, the business opportunity is probably "not" for you. Rather, maybe just try the coffee, and other nutritional products offered. Oh, and BTW, "Bean Town" is an imaginary place. And, so is Joe Caffeine, Ricky, Larry, Uncle Bob, Liz and the gang, imaginary people. ;-)