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ryan ohm is a filmmaker from chicagoland

born on the day after Halloween in '91

* has directed/cut 3 feature films & ~ 83 short/commercial/music videos

* is a cofounder/active partner @ weird life films 

weird life's work has been ogled by over 40 million eyeballs* (pairs of...)

email / “heyo!

! upcoming film !

  "TTYL in Hell"  

color, mono+5.1. digi/tape

usa+canada, eng. w/subs, 11min 2s


Gilbert Gottfried

Haakon Koski

& Bam Margeras

"we  do not  accept your film, but thanks for the entry fee! try again."


Mr. November

ry is also avail for hire regarding the following 


  ↳ photoshop / adobe+ / hand tools / scanning

   video finishing/color/texturing

     davinci resolve / final cut pro 7 / analog grain + video manipulation hardware + plugins galore

     sound design/reel-to-reel outputs

       uher report L 4000 reel to reel / marantz pmd101 casette field recorder / logic x / fabfilter pkg / all sorts of fun


         ~acting reel/resume avail upon request~

          1st/2nd ad

             nicest ad you've never worked with —  yet!

            driver (safe, fast & manual preferred.)

             former bmw '89 325i 5sp owner / current: 200k+ odo, steady 5spd 4cy subaru outback '99 wagoneer 

   © Ry, Ry's-self & Rockuax mmxx7m

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