"ryan is nice. & a

film/video, audio 

& wood/material


(-kermit t.f., 2028)

his works have been featured in festivals, furniture stores, your fav blogs/www's

& vimeo's staff picks curation— 

+ in some of his closest friend's dwellings on their walls.


he is considering most considerations & currently working on his 4th feature film. 

exit the page, say hello, or send $ w/ 'yer list of demands



email a hello 


 mr. r.o. 


the address 

b e l o w


                                            upcoming film                                         

  "TTYL in Hell"  

color, mono+5.1. digi/tape

usa+canada, eng. w/subs, 11min 2s


Gilbert Gottfried

Haakon Koski

& Bam Margeras

"we  do not  accept your film, but thanks for the entry fee! try again."



password: howdy

ry is also avail for hire regarding the following 


  ↳ photoshop / adobe+ / hand tools / scanning

   video finishing/color/texturing

     davinci resolve / final cut pro 7 / analog grain + video manipulation hardware + plugins galore

     sound design/reel-to-reel outputs

       uher report L 4000 reel to reel / marantz pmd101 casette field recorder / logic x / fabfilter pkg / all sorts of fun

       acting/performance +/- 1st/2nd ad

         ~acting reel/resume avail upon request~

          furniture/wood carvings/driftwood experiments

             custom per your wildest dreams. garage shop always stocked     w/ salvaged lumber,  beach found boards & a lot of varnish 

            driver (safe, fast & manual preferred.)

             former: e30-bmw '89/5sp/manual-sunroof

current: 220k-odo/5spd/4cy/subaru-outback/'99

thx & have a wonderful evening

   © Ry, Rye-bread & Rockuax mmxx7m

      © Ry, Rye-bread & Rockuax mmxx7m

         © Ry, Rye-bread & Rockuax mmxx7m

                                                                          All Lefts & some Rights Reserved