The Story of the Naked Woman: A fully naked Tanzanian lady gets into a taxi driven by a Kenyan. He looks at her from top to bottom several times. The worried woman asks, 'Have you never seen a naked woman?' The Kenyan taxi driver answers, 'I don't look at you because you're naked. I'm worried because I keep looking, but I don't see where you have the money to pay me.'

MORAL LESSON: Be like the Kenyan! Focus on your business and not on distractions!