Beliefs

The Church Of Parlew™ has a complex belief system, we are devoted to the Holy Chaplin Nguyen, but also have teachings. We, as humans need to understand how the universe works to truly be a better person. We learn how the universe works through mathematics, therefore, unlock the true meaning of life. That is our mission, our belief. To understand the universe so we can fulfill ourselves as human beings. We have a god like figure named gosh, who made the universe. And we believe in a great evil, Santa. Santa is a being of evil and gives us all bad things in life. He lives in Heck, the "Hell" of the Church Of Parlew™. There is also the holy protractor in which is the "cross" of our religion. But most of all, we believe in Parlew™ lines. All Hail The Holy Chaplin Nguyen!