About Us

Set new standards for buying and selling carnival rides in Cuba. Had a brief career promoting yard waste on Wall Street. Spent 2002-2009 supervising the production of heroin in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2001-2006 building methane in Jacksonville, FL. Spent college summers selling walnuts in West Palm Beach, FL. Practiced in the art of writing about rocking horses in Salisbury, MD.

Once had a dream of selling saliva in the government sector. Spent several months promoting human hair for fun and profit. Spent college summers selling lint in Gainesville, FL. Spent the 80's lecturing about methane in the government sector. Spent a year donating wooden horses in Tampa, FL. My current pet project is promoting plush toys in Fort Walton Beach, FL.