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every now and then, the $5,795 chair pictured above comes up in our work chat. this pink pleather chair is not on my own in looking like a nightmare—it functions an incredibly popular rubdown chair layout—however it's the one that appears to observe us round, performing in centered ads alongside greater standard gaming chairs. while we see it, we experience forced to hurl insults at it. right here are a number of them:

jorge: chair seems like it was stung by way of a bee.

chris: that is what bruce banner's chair will become when you make it angry.

tyler: that is what the kool useful resource man might sit in if he had been a bond villain.

james: chair looking like a rattling sofa.

chris: it is width-adjustable, this means that it may come what may get even larger.

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evan: this is truly simply the driver's seat within the new ferrari minivan.

chris: it's the perfect massager in case you've ever dreamed of being beaten to dying within the back seat of a 1975 cadillac fleetwood.

andy k: coin-operated airport rub down lookin' ass chair.

wes: the xfl of chairs.

andy okay: a smooth leather cocoon to cry yourself to sleep in each night.

chris: the worst use of fake leather since fallout 76's awful jacket.

andy ok: perfect for anybody who nevertheless sleeps in a race automobile mattress.

chris: it's so hard to get out of it keeps 99 percent of game enthusiasts from rising up.

morgan: chair looks as if we still do not know why it became banned from twitch.

dave: for the low, low charge of $5,795, you too should purchase the chair which solutions the query, "why does no one love me, for me?"

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morgan: my automobile value that an awful lot. perhaps it truly is a roast on me.

jacob: looks like the akira bike if it have been the arena's shittiest transformer.

jorge: looks as if someone who changed into changed into a chair by way of a witches' curse.

chris: chair seems like evil from time bandits uses it to catch arrows.